diff --git a/otouto/plugins/chatter.lua b/otouto/plugins/chatter.lua
deleted file mode 100644
index 1e60875..0000000
--- a/otouto/plugins/chatter.lua
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,80 +0,0 @@
- -- Put this absolutely at the end, even after greetings.lua.
-
-local chatter = {}
-
-local HTTP = require('socket.http')
-local URL = require('socket.url')
-local JSON = require('dkjson')
-local bindings = require('otouto.bindings')
-local utilities = require('otouto.utilities')
-
-function chatter:init(config)
-	if not config.simsimi_key then
-		print('Missing config value: simsimi_key.')
-		print('chatter.lua will not be enabled.')
-		return
-	end
-
-	chatter.triggers = {
-		''
-	}
-end
-
-chatter.base_url = 'http://%sapi.simsimi.com/request.p?key=%s&lc=%s&ft=1.0&text=%s'
-
-function chatter:action(msg, config)
-
-	if msg.text == '' then return true end
-
-	if (
-		not (
-			msg.text_lower:match('^'..self.info.first_name:lower()..',')
-			or msg.text_lower:match('^@'..self.info.username:lower()..',')
-			or msg.from.id == msg.chat.id
-			--Uncomment the following line for Al Gore-like conversation.
-			--or (msg.reply_to_message and msg.reply_to_message.from.id == self.info.id)
-		)
-		or msg.text:match('^'..config.cmd_pat)
-		or msg.text == ''
-	) then
-		return true
-	end
-
-	bindings.sendChatAction(self, { action = 'typing' } )
-
-	local input = msg.text_lower:gsub(self.info.first_name, 'simsimi')
-	input = input:gsub('@'..self.info.username, 'simsimi')
-
-	local sandbox = config.simsimi_trial and 'sandbox.' or ''
-
-	local url = chatter.base_url:format(sandbox, config.simsimi_key, config.lang, URL.escape(input))
-
-	local jstr, res = HTTP.request(url)
-	if res ~= 200 then
-		utilities.send_message(self, msg.chat.id, config.errors.chatter_connection)
-		return
-	end
-
-	local jdat = JSON.decode(jstr)
-	if not jdat.response or jdat.response:match('^I HAVE NO RESPONSE.') then
-		utilities.send_message(self, msg.chat.id, config.errors.chatter_response)
-		return
-	end
-	local output = jdat.response
-
-	-- Clean up the response here.
-	output = utilities.trim(output)
-	-- Simsimi will often refer to itself. Replace "simsimi" with the bot name.
-	output = output:gsub('%aimi?%aimi?', self.info.first_name)
-	-- Self-explanatory.
-	output = output:gsub('USER', msg.from.first_name)
-	-- Capitalize the first letter.
-	output = output:gsub('^%l', string.upper)
-	-- Add a period if there is no punctuation.
-	output = output:gsub('%P$', '%1.')
-
-	utilities.send_message(self, msg.chat.id, output)
-
-end
-
-return chatter
diff --git a/otouto/plugins/commit.lua b/otouto/plugins/commit.lua
deleted file mode 100644
index 0701385..0000000
--- a/otouto/plugins/commit.lua
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,430 +0,0 @@
- -- Commits from https://github.com/ngerakines/commitment.
-
-local commit = {}
-
-local utilities = require('otouto.utilities')
-
-commit.command = 'commit'
-commit.doc = '`Returns a commit message from whatthecommit.com.`'
-
-function commit:init(config)
-	commit.triggers = utilities.triggers(self.info.username, config.cmd_pat):t('commit').table
-end
-
-local commits = {
-	"One does not simply merge into master",
-	"Merging the merge",
-	"Another bug bites the dust",
-	"de-misunderestimating",
-	"Some shit.",
-	"add actual words",
-	"I CAN HAZ COMMENTZ.",
-	"giggle.",
-	"Whatever.",
-	"Finished fondling.",
-	"FONDLED THE CODE",
-	"this is how we generate our shit.",
-	"unh",
-	"It works!",
-	"unionfind is no longer being molested.",
-	"Well, it's doing something.",
-	"I'M PUSHING.",
-	"Whee.",
-	"Whee, good night.",
-	"It'd be nice if type errors caused the compiler to issue a type error",
-	"Fucking templates.",
-	"I hate this fucking language.",
-	"marks",
-	"that coulda been bad",
-	"hoo boy",
-	"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times",
-	"Fucking egotistical bastard. adds expandtab to vimrc",
-	"if you're not using et, fuck off",
-	"WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH MAKE?",
-	"This is a basic implementation that works.",
-	"By works, I meant 'doesnt work'.  Works now..",
-	"Last time I said it works? I was kidding.  Try this.",
-	"Just stop reading these for a while, ok..",
-	"Give me a break, it's 2am.  But it works now.",
-	"Make that it works in 90% of the cases.  3:30.",
-	"Ok, 5am, it works.  For real.",
-	"FOR REAL.",
-	"I don't know what these changes are supposed to accomplish but somebody told me to make them.",
-	"I don't get paid enough for this shit.",
-	"fix some fucking errors",
-	"first blush",
-	"So my boss wanted this button ...",
-	"uhhhhhh",
-	"forgot we're not using a smart language",
-	"include shit",
-	"To those I leave behind, good luck!",
-	"things occurred",
-	"i dunno, maybe this works",
-	"8==========D",
-	"No changes made",
-	"whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo",
-	"clarify further the brokenness of C++. why the fuck are we using C++?",
-	".",
-	"Friday 5pm",
-	"changes",
-	"A fix I believe, not like I tested or anything",
-	"Useful text",
-	"pgsql is being a pain",
-	"pgsql is more strict, increase the hackiness up to 11",
-	"c&p fail",
-	"syntax",
-	"fix",
-	"just shoot me",
-	"arrrggghhhhh fixed!",
-	"someone fails and it isn't me",
-	"totally more readable",
-	"better grepping",
-	"fix",
-	"fix bug, for realz",
-	"fix /sigh",
-	"Does this work",
-	"MOAR BIFURCATION",
-	"bifurcation",
-	"REALLY FUCKING FIXED",
-	"FIX",
-	"better ignores",
-	"More ignore",
-	"more ignores",
-	"more ignores",
-	"more ignores",
-	"more ignores",
-	"more ignores",
-	"more ignored words",
-	"more fixes",
-	"really ignore ignored worsd",
-	"fixes",
-	"/sigh",
-	"fix",
-	"fail",
-	"pointless limitation",
-	"omg what have I done?",
-	"added super-widget 2.0.",
-	"tagging release w.t.f.",
-	"I can't believe it took so long to fix this.",
-	"I must have been drunk.",
-	"This is why the cat shouldn't sit on my keyboard.",
-	"This is why git rebase is a horrible horrible thing.",
-	"ajax-loader hotness, oh yeah",
-	"small is a real HTML tag, who knew.",
-	"WTF is this.",
-	"Do things better, faster, stronger",
-	"Use a real JS construct, WTF knows why this works in chromium.",
-	"Added a banner to the default admin page. Please have mercy on me =(",
-	"needs more cow bell",
-	"Switched off unit test X because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly.",
-	"Updated",
-	"I must sleep... it's working... in just three hours...",
-	"I was wrong...",
-	"Completed with no bugs...",
-	"Fixed a little bug...",
-	"Fixed a bug in NoteLineCount... not seriously...",
-	"woa!! this one was really HARD!",
-	"Made it to compile...",
-	"changed things...",
-	"touched...",
-	"i think i fixed a bug...",
-	"perfect...",
-	"Moved something to somewhere... goodnight...",
-	"oops, forgot to add the file",
-	"Corrected mistakes",
-	"oops",
-	"oops!",
-	"put code that worked where the code that didn't used to be",
-	"Nothing to see here, move along",
-	"I am even stupider than I thought",
-	"I don't know what the hell I was thinking.",
-	"fixed errors in the previous commit",
-	"Committed some changes",
-	"Some bugs fixed",
-	"Minor updates",
-	"Added missing file in previous commit",
-	"bug fix",
-	"typo",
-	"bara bra grejjor",
-	"Continued development...",
-	"Does anyone read this? I'll be at the coffee shop accross the street.",
-	"That's just how I roll",
-	"work in progress",
-	"minor changes",
-	"some brief changes",
-	"assorted changes",
-	"lots and lots of changes",
-	"another big bag of changes",
-	"lots of changes after a lot of time",
-	"LOTS of changes. period",
-	"Test commit. Please ignore",
-	"I'm just a grunt. Don't blame me for this awful PoS.",
-	"I did it for the lulz!",
-	"I'll explain this when I'm sober .. or revert it",
-	"Obligatory placeholder commit message",
-	"A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...",
-	"Fixed the build.",
-	"various changes",
-	"One more time, but with feeling.",
-	"Handled a particular error.",
-	"Fixed unnecessary bug.",
-	"Removed code.",
-	"Added translation.",
-	"Updated build targets.",
-	"Refactored configuration.",
-	"Locating the required gigapixels to render...",
-	"Spinning up the hamster...",
-	"Shovelling coal into the server...",
-	"Programming the flux capacitor",
-	"The last time I tried this the monkey didn't survive. Let's hope it works better this time.",
-	"I should have had a V8 this morning.",
-	"640K ought to be enough for anybody",
-	"pay no attention to the man behind the curtain",
-	"a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them",
-	"Who has two thumbs and remembers the rudiments of his linear algebra courses?  Apparently, this guy.",
-	"workaround for ant being a pile of fail",
-	"Don't push this commit",
-	"rats",
-	"squash me",
-	"fixed mistaken bug",
-	"Final commit, ready for tagging",
-	"-m \'So I hear you like commits ...\'",
-	"epic",
-	"need another beer",
-	"Well the book was obviously wrong.",
-	"lolwhat?",
-	"Another commit to keep my CAN streak going.",
-	"I cannot believe that it took this long to write a test for this.",
-	"TDD: 1, Me: 0",
-	"Yes, I was being sarcastic.",
-	"Apparently works-for-me is a crappy excuse.",
-	"tl;dr",
-	"I would rather be playing SC2.",
-	"Crap. Tonight is raid night and I am already late.",
-	"I know what I am doing. Trust me.",
-	"You should have trusted me.",
-	"Is there an award for this?",
-	"Is there an achievement for this?",
-	"I'm totally adding this to epic win. +300",
-	"This really should not take 19 minutes to build.",
-	"fixed the israeli-palestinian conflict",
-	"SHIT ===> GOLD",
-	"Committing in accordance with the prophecy.",
-	"It compiles! Ship it!",
-	"LOL!",
-	"Reticulating splines...",
-	"SEXY RUSSIAN CODES WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL",
-	"s/import/include/",
-	"extra debug for stuff module",
-	"debug line test",
-	"debugo",
-	"remove debug<br/>all good",
-	"debug suff",
-	"more debug... who overwrote!",
-	"these confounded tests drive me nuts",
-	"For great justice.",
-	"QuickFix.",
-	"oops - thought I got that one.",
-	"removed echo and die statements, lolz.",
-	"somebody keeps erasing my changes.",
-	"doh.",
-	"pam anderson is going to love me.",
-	"added security.",
-	"arrgghh... damn this thing for not working.",
-	"jobs... steve jobs",
-	"and a comma",
-	"this is my quickfix branch and i will use to do my quickfixes",
-	"Fix my stupidness",
-	"and so the crazy refactoring process sees the sunlight after some months in the dark!",
-	"gave up and used tables.",
-	"[Insert your commit message here. Be sure to make it descriptive.]",
-	"Removed test case since code didn't pass QA",
-	"removed tests since i can't make them green",
-	"stuff",
-	"more stuff",
-	"Become a programmer, they said. It'll be fun, they said.",
-	"Same as last commit with changes",
-	"foo",
-	"just checking if git is working properly...",
-	"fixed some minor stuff, might need some additional work.",
-	"just trolling the repo",
-	"All your codebase are belong to us.",
-	"Somebody set up us the bomb.",
-	"should work I guess...",
-	"To be honest, I do not quite remember everything I changed here today. But it is all good, I tell ya.",
-	"well crap.",
-	"herpderp (redux)",
-	"herpderp",
-	"Derp",
-	"derpherp",
-	"Herping the derp",
-	"sometimes you just herp the derp so hard it herpderps",
-	"Derp. Fix missing constant post rename",
-	"Herping the fucking derp right here and now.",
-	"Derp, asset redirection in dev mode",
-	"mergederp",
-	"Derp search/replace fuckup",
-	"Herpy dooves.",
-	"Derpy hooves",
-	"derp, helper method rename",
-	"Herping the derp derp (silly scoping error)",
-	"Herp derp I left the debug in there and forgot to reset errors.",
-	"Reset error count between rows. herpderp",
-	"hey, what's that over there?!",
-	"hey, look over there!",
-	"It worked for me...",
-	"Does not work.",
-	"Either Hot Shit or Total Bollocks",
-	"Arrrrgggg",
-	"Don’t mess with Voodoo",
-	"I expected something different.",
-	"Todo!!!",
-	"This is supposed to crash",
-	"No changes after this point.",
-	"I know, I know, this is not how I’m supposed to do it, but I can't think of something better.",
-	"Don’t even try to refactor it.",
-	"(c) Microsoft 1988",
-	"Please no changes this time.",
-	"Why The Fuck?",
-	"We should delete this crap before shipping.",
-	"Shit code!",
-	"ALL SORTS OF THINGS",
-	"Herpderp, shoulda check if it does really compile.",
-	"I CAN HAZ PYTHON, I CAN HAZ INDENTS",
-	"Major fixup.",
-	"less french words",
-	"breathe, =, breathe",
-	"IEize",
-	"this doesn't really make things faster, but I tried",
-	"this should fix it",
-	"forgot to save that file",
-	"Glue. Match sticks. Paper. Build script!",
-	"Argh! About to give up :(",
-	"Blaming regex.",
-	"oops",
-	"it's friday",
-	"yo recipes",
-	"Not sure why",
-	"lol digg",
-	"grrrr",
-	"For real, this time.",
-	"Feed. You. Stuff. No time.",
-	"I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation",
-	"DEAL WITH IT",
-	"commit",
-	"tunning",
-	"I really should've committed this when I finished it...",
-	"It's getting hard to keep up with the crap I've trashed",
-	"I honestly wish I could remember what was going on here...",
-	"I must enjoy torturing myself",
-	"For the sake of my sanity, just ignore this...",
-	"That last commit message about silly mistakes pales in comparision to this one",
-	"My bad",
-	"Still can't get this right...",
-	"Nitpicking about alphabetizing methods, minor OCD thing",
-	"Committing fixes in the dark, seriously, who killed my power!?",
-	"You can't see it, but I'm making a very angry face right now",
-	"Fix the fixes",
-	"It's secret!",
-	"Commit committed....",
-	"No time to commit.. My people need me!",
-	"Something fixed",
-	"I'm hungry",
-	"asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfadsf",
-	"hmmm",
-	"formatted all",
-	"Replace all whitespaces with tabs.",
-	"s/    /  /g",
-	"I'm too foo for this bar",
-	"Things went wrong...",
-	"??! what the ...",
-	"This solves it.",
-	"Working on tests (haha)",
-	"fixed conflicts (LOL merge -s ours; push -f)",
-	"last minute fixes.",
-	"fuckup.",
-	"Revert \"fuckup\".",
-	"should work now.",
-	"final commit.",
-	"done. going to bed now.",
-	"buenas those-things.",
-	"Your commit is writing checks your merge can't cash.",
-	"This branch is so dirty, even your mom can't clean it.",
-	"wip",
-	"Revert \"just testing, remember to revert\"",
-	"bla",
-	"harharhar",
-	"restored deleted entities just to be sure",
-	"added some filthy stuff",
-	"bugger",
-	"lol",
-	"oopsie B|",
-	"Copy pasta fail. still had a instead of a",
-	"Now added delete for real",
-	"grmbl",
-	"move your body every every body",
-	"Trying to fake a conflict",
-	"And a commit that I don't know the reason of...",
-	"ffs",
-	"that's all folks",
-	"Fucking submodule bull shit",
-	"apparently i did something…",
-	"bump to 0.0.3-dev:wq",
-	"pep8 - cause I fell like doing a barrel roll",
-	"pep8 fixer",
-	"it is hump day _^_",
-	"happy monday _ bleh _",
-	"after of this commit remember do a git reset hard",
-	"someday I gonna kill someone for this shit...",
-	"magic, have no clue but it works",
-	"I am sorry",
-	"dirty hack, have a better idea ?",
-	"Code was clean until manager requested to fuck it up",
-	" - Temporary commit.",
-	":(:(",
-	"...",
-	"GIT :/",
-	"stopped caring 10 commits ago",
-	"Testing in progress ;)",
-	"Fixed Bug",
-	"Fixed errors",
-	"Push poorly written test can down the road another ten years",
-	"commented out failing tests",
-	"I'm human",
-	"TODO: write meaningful commit message",
-	"Pig",
-	"SOAP is a piece of shit",
-	"did everything",
-	"project lead is allergic to changes...",
-	"making this thing actually usable.",
-	"I was told to leave it alone, but I have this thing called OCD, you see",
-	"Whatever will be, will be 8{",
-	"It's 2015; why are we using ColdFusion?!",
-	"#GrammarNazi",
-	"Future self, please forgive me and don't hit me with the baseball bat again!",
-	"Hide those navs, boi!",
-	"Who knows...",
-	"Who knows WTF?!",
-	"I should get a raise for this.",
-	"Done, to whoever merges this, good luck.",
-	"Not one conflict, today was a good day.",
-	"First Blood",
-	"Fixed the fuck out of #526!",
-	"I'm too old for this shit!",
-	"One little whitespace gets its very own commit! Oh, life is so erratic!",
-	"please dont let this be the problem",
-	"good: no crash. bad: nothing happens",
-	"trying",
-	"trying harder",
-	"i tried",
-	"fml"
-}
-
-function commit:action(msg)
-
-	local output = '`'..commits[math.random(#commits)]..'`'
-	utilities.send_message(self, msg.chat.id, output, true, nil, true)
-
-end
-
-return commit
diff --git a/otouto/plugins/dilbert.lua b/otouto/plugins/dilbert.lua
deleted file mode 100644
index 63416a6..0000000
--- a/otouto/plugins/dilbert.lua
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,51 +0,0 @@
-local dilbert = {}
-
-local HTTP = require('socket.http')
-local URL = require('socket.url')
-local bindings = require('otouto.bindings')
-local utilities = require('otouto.utilities')
-
-dilbert.command = 'dilbert [date]'
-
-function dilbert:init(config)
-	dilbert.triggers = utilities.triggers(self.info.username, config.cmd_pat):t('dilbert', true).table
-	dilbert.doc = [[```
-]]..config.cmd_pat..[[dilbert [YYYY-MM-DD]
-Returns the latest Dilbert strip or that of the provided date.
-Dates before the first strip will return the first strip. Dates after the last trip will return the last strip.
-Source: dilbert.com
-```]]
-end
-
-function dilbert:action(msg, config)
-
-	bindings.sendChatAction(self, { chat_id = msg.chat.id, action = 'upload_photo' } )
-
-	local input = utilities.input(msg.text)
-	if not input then input = os.date('%F') end
-	if not input:match('^%d%d%d%d%-%d%d%-%d%d$') then input = os.date('%F') end
-
-	local url = 'http://dilbert.com/strip/' .. URL.escape(input)
-	local str, res = HTTP.request(url)
-	if res ~= 200 then
-		utilities.send_reply(self, msg, config.errors.connection)
-		return
-	end
-
-	local strip_filename = '/tmp/' .. input .. '.gif'
-	local strip_file = io.open(strip_filename)
-	if strip_file then
-		strip_file:close()
-		strip_file = strip_filename
-	else
-		local strip_url = str:match('<meta property="og:image" content="(.-)"/>')
-		strip_file = utilities.download_file(strip_url, '/tmp/' .. input .. '.gif')
-	end
-
-	local strip_title = str:match('<meta property="article:publish_date" content="(.-)"/>')
-
-	bindings.sendPhoto(self, { chat_id = msg.chat.id, caption = strip_title }, { photo = strip_file } )
-
-end
-
-return dilbert
diff --git a/otouto/plugins/eightball.lua b/otouto/plugins/eightball.lua
deleted file mode 100644
index 5db3972..0000000
--- a/otouto/plugins/eightball.lua
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,58 +0,0 @@
-local eightball = {}
-
-local utilities = require('otouto.utilities')
-
-eightball.command = '8ball'
-eightball.doc = '`Returns an answer from a magic 8-ball!`'
-
-function eightball:init(config)
-	eightball.triggers = utilities.triggers(self.info.username, config.cmd_pat,
-		{'[Yy]/[Nn]%p*$'}):t('8ball', true).table
-end
-
-local ball_answers = {
-	"It is certain.",
-	"It is decidedly so.",
-	"Without a doubt.",
-	"Yes, definitely.",
-	"You may rely on it.",
-	"As I see it, yes.",
-	"Most likely.",
-	"Outlook: good.",
-	"Yes.",
-	"Signs point to yes.",
-	"Reply hazy try again.",
-	"Ask again later.",
-	"Better not tell you now.",
-	"Cannot predict now.",
-	"Concentrate and ask again.",
-	"Don't count on it.",
-	"My reply is no.",
-	"My sources say no.",
-	"Outlook: not so good.",
-	"Very doubtful.",
-	"There is a time and place for everything, but not now."
-}
-
-local yesno_answers = {
-	'Absolutely.',
-	'In your dreams.',
-	'Yes.',
-	'No.'
-}
-
-function eightball:action(msg)
-
-	local output
-
-	if msg.text_lower:match('y/n%p?$') then
-		output = yesno_answers[math.random(#yesno_answers)]
-	else
-		output = ball_answers[math.random(#ball_answers)]
-	end
-
-	utilities.send_reply(self, msg, output)
-
-end
-
-return eightball
diff --git a/otouto/plugins/fortune.lua b/otouto/plugins/fortune.lua
deleted file mode 100644
index c47871e..0000000
--- a/otouto/plugins/fortune.lua
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,31 +0,0 @@
- -- Requires that the "fortune" program is installed on your computer.
-
-local fortune = {}
-
-local utilities = require('otouto.utilities')
-
-function fortune:init(config)
-	local s = io.popen('fortune'):read('*all')
-	if s:match('not found$') then
-		print('fortune is not installed on this computer.')
-		print('fortune.lua will not be enabled.')
-		return
-	end
-
-	fortune.triggers = utilities.triggers(self.info.username, config.cmd_pat):t('fortune').table
-end
-
-fortune.command = 'fortune'
-fortune.doc = '`Returns a UNIX fortune.`'
-
-function fortune:action(msg)
-
-	local fortunef = io.popen('fortune')
-	local output = fortunef:read('*all')
-	output = '```\n' .. output .. '\n```'
-	utilities.send_message(self, msg.chat.id, output, true, nil, true)
-	fortunef:close()
-
-end
-
-return fortune
diff --git a/otouto/plugins/hearthstone.lua b/otouto/plugins/hearthstone.lua
deleted file mode 100644
index 6f8d075..0000000
--- a/otouto/plugins/hearthstone.lua
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,130 +0,0 @@
- -- Plugin for the Hearthstone database provided by hearthstonejson.com.
-
-local hearthstone = {}
-
---local HTTPS = require('ssl.https')
-local JSON = require('dkjson')
-local utilities = require('otouto.utilities')
-
-function hearthstone:init(config)
-	if not self.database.hearthstone or os.time() > self.database.hearthstone.expiration then
-
-		print('Downloading Hearthstone database...')
-
-		-- This stuff doesn't play well with lua-sec. Disable it for now; hack in curl.
-		--local jstr, res = HTTPS.request('https://api.hearthstonejson.com/v1/latest/enUS/cards.json')
-		--if res ~= 200 then
-		--  print('Error connecting to hearthstonejson.com.')
-		--  print('hearthstone.lua will not be enabled.')
-		--  return
-		--end
-		--local jdat = JSON.decode(jstr)
-
-		local s = io.popen('curl -s https://api.hearthstonejson.com/v1/latest/enUS/cards.json'):read('*all')
-		local d = JSON.decode(s)
-
-		if not d then
-			print('Error connecting to hearthstonejson.com.')
-			print('hearthstone.lua will not be enabled.')
-			return
-		end
-
-		self.database.hearthstone = d
-		self.database.hearthstone.expiration = os.time() + 600000
-
-		print('Download complete! It will be stored for a week.')
-
-	end
-
-	hearthstone.triggers = utilities.triggers(self.info.username, config.cmd_pat):t('hearthstone', true):t('hs').table
-	hearthstone.doc = [[```
-]]..config.cmd_pat..[[hearthstone <query>
-Returns Hearthstone card info.
-Alias: ]]..config.cmd_pat..[[hs
-```]]
-end
-
-hearthstone.command = 'hearthstone <query>'
-
-local function format_card(card)
-
-	local ctype = card.type
-	if card.race then
-		ctype = card.race
-	end
-	if card.rarity then
-		ctype = card.rarity .. ' ' .. ctype
-	end
-	if card.playerClass then
-		ctype = ctype .. ' (' .. card.playerClass .. ')'
-	elseif card.faction then
-		ctype = ctype .. ' (' .. card.faction .. ')'
-	end
-
-	local stats
-	if card.cost then
-		stats = card.cost .. 'c'
-		if card.attack then
-			stats = stats .. ' | ' .. card.attack .. 'a'
-		end
-		if card.health then
-			stats = stats .. ' | ' .. card.health .. 'h'
-		end
-		if card.durability then
-			stats = stats .. ' | ' .. card.durability .. 'd'
-		end
-	elseif card.health then
-		stats = card.health .. 'h'
-	end
-
-	-- unused?
-	local info
-	if card.text then
-		info = card.text:gsub('</?.->',''):gsub('%$','')
-		if card.flavor then
-			info = info .. '\n_' .. card.flavor .. '_'
-		end
-	elseif card.flavor then
-		info = card.flavor
-	else
-		info = nil
-	end
-
-	local s = '*' .. card.name .. '*\n' .. ctype
-	if stats then
-		s = s .. '\n' .. stats
-	end
-	if info then
-		s = s .. '\n' .. info
-	end
-
-	return s
-
-end
-
-function hearthstone:action(msg, config)
-
-	local input = utilities.input(msg.text_lower)
-	if not input then
-		utilities.send_message(self, msg.chat.id, hearthstone.doc, true, msg.message_id, true)
-		return
-	end
-
-	local output = ''
-	for _,v in pairs(self.database.hearthstone) do
-		if type(v) == 'table' and string.lower(v.name):match(input) then
-			output = output .. format_card(v) .. '\n\n'
-		end
-	end
-
-	output = utilities.trim(output)
-	if output:len() == 0 then
-		utilities.send_reply(self, msg, config.errors.results)
-		return
-	end
-
-	utilities.send_message(self, msg.chat.id, output, true, msg.message_id, true)
-
-end
-
-return hearthstone
diff --git a/otouto/plugins/lastfm.lua b/otouto/plugins/lastfm.lua
deleted file mode 100644
index 0cc831f..0000000
--- a/otouto/plugins/lastfm.lua
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,113 +0,0 @@
- -- TODO: Add support for librefm API.
- -- Just kidding, nobody actually uses that.
-
-local lastfm = {}
-
-local HTTP = require('socket.http')
-local URL = require('socket.url')
-local JSON = require('dkjson')
-local utilities = require('otouto.utilities')
-
-function lastfm:init(config)
-	if not config.lastfm_api_key then
-		print('Missing config value: lastfm_api_key.')
-		print('lastfm.lua will not be enabled.')
-		return
-	end
-
-	lastfm.triggers = utilities.triggers(self.info.username, config.cmd_pat):t('lastfm', true):t('np', true):t('fmset', true).table
-	lastfm.doc = [[```
-]]..config.cmd_pat..[[np [username]
-Returns what you are or were last listening to. If you specify a username, info will be returned for that username.
-
-]]..config.cmd_pat..[[fmset <username>
-Sets your last.fm username. Otherwise, ]]..config.cmd_pat..[[np will use your Telegram username. Use "]]..config.cmd_pat..[[fmset --" to delete it.
-```]]
-end
-
-lastfm.command = 'lastfm'
-
-function lastfm:action(msg, config)
-
-	local input = utilities.input(msg.text)
-	local from_id_str = tostring(msg.from.id)
-	self.database.userdata[from_id_str] = self.database.userdata[from_id_str] or {}
-
-	if string.match(msg.text, '^'..config.cmd_pat..'lastfm') then
-		utilities.send_message(self, msg.chat.id, lastfm.doc, true, msg.message_id, true)
-		return
-	elseif string.match(msg.text, '^'..config.cmd_pat..'fmset') then
-		if not input then
-			utilities.send_message(self, msg.chat.id, lastfm.doc, true, msg.message_id, true)
-		elseif input == '--' or input == utilities.char.em_dash then
-			self.database.userdata[from_id_str].lastfm = nil
-			utilities.send_reply(self, msg, 'Your last.fm username has been forgotten.')
-		else
-			self.database.userdata[from_id_str].lastfm = input
-			utilities.send_reply(self, msg, 'Your last.fm username has been set to "' .. input .. '".')
-		end
-		return
-	end
-
-	local url = 'http://ws.audioscrobbler.com/2.0/?method=user.getrecenttracks&format=json&limit=1&api_key=' .. config.lastfm_api_key .. '&user='
-
-	local username
-	local alert = ''
-	if input then
-		username = input
-	elseif self.database.userdata[from_id_str].lastfm then
-		username = self.database.userdata[from_id_str].lastfm
-	elseif msg.from.username then
-		username = msg.from.username
-		alert = '\n\nYour username has been set to ' .. username .. '.\nTo change it, use '..config.cmd_pat..'fmset <username>.'
-		self.database.userdata[from_id_str].lastfm = username
-	else
-		utilities.send_reply(self, msg, 'Please specify your last.fm username or set it with '..config.cmd_pat..'fmset.')
-		return
-	end
-
-	url = url .. URL.escape(username)
-
-	local jstr, res
-	utilities.with_http_timeout(
-		1, function ()
-			jstr, res = HTTP.request(url)
-	end)
-	if res ~= 200 then
-		utilities.send_reply(self, msg, config.errors.connection)
-		return
-	end
-
-	local jdat = JSON.decode(jstr)
-	if jdat.error then
-		utilities.send_reply(self, msg, 'Please specify your last.fm username or set it with '..config.cmd_pat..'fmset.')
-		return
-	end
-
-	jdat = jdat.recenttracks.track[1] or jdat.recenttracks.track
-	if not jdat then
-		utilities.send_reply(self, msg, 'No history for this user.' .. alert)
-		return
-	end
-
-	local output = input or msg.from.first_name
-	output = '🎵  ' .. output
-
-	if jdat['@attr'] and jdat['@attr'].nowplaying then
-		output = output .. ' is currently listening to:\n'
-	else
-		output = output .. ' last listened to:\n'
-	end
-
-	local title = jdat.name or 'Unknown'
-	local artist = 'Unknown'
-	if jdat.artist then
-		artist = jdat.artist['#text']
-	end
-
-	output = output .. title .. ' - ' .. artist .. alert
-	utilities.send_message(self, msg.chat.id, output)
-
-end
-
-return lastfm
diff --git a/otouto/plugins/me.lua b/otouto/plugins/me.lua
deleted file mode 100644
index 771ba80..0000000
--- a/otouto/plugins/me.lua
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,42 +0,0 @@
-local me = {}
-
-local utilities = require('otouto.utilities')
-
-function me:init(config)
-	me.triggers = utilities.triggers(self.info.username, config.cmd_pat):t('me', true).table
-	me.command = 'me'
-	me.doc = '`Returns userdata stored by the bot.`'
-end
-
-function me:action(msg, config)
-
-	local userdata = self.database.userdata[tostring(msg.from.id)] or {}
-
-	if msg.from.id == config.admin then
-		if msg.reply_to_message then
-			userdata = self.database.userdata[tostring(msg.reply_to_message.from.id)]
-		else
-			local input = utilities.input(msg.text)
-			if input then
-				local user_id = utilities.id_from_username(self, input)
-				if user_id then
-					userdata = self.database.userdata[tostring(user_id)] or {}
-				end
-			end
-		end
-	end
-
-	local output = ''
-	for k,v in pairs(userdata) do
-		output = output .. '*' .. k .. ':* `' .. tostring(v) .. '`\n'
-	end
-
-	if output == '' then
-		output = 'There is no data stored for this user.'
-	end
-
-	utilities.send_message(self, msg.chat.id, output, true, nil, true)
-
-end
-
-return me
diff --git a/otouto/plugins/nick.lua b/otouto/plugins/nick.lua
deleted file mode 100644
index 1819c5c..0000000
--- a/otouto/plugins/nick.lua
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,52 +0,0 @@
-local nick = {}
-
-local utilities = require('otouto.utilities')
-
-nick.command = 'nick <nickname>'
-
-function nick:init(config)
-	nick.triggers = utilities.triggers(self.info.username, config.cmd_pat):t('nick', true).table
-	nick.doc = [[```
-]]..config.cmd_pat..[[nick <nickname>
-Set your nickname. Use "]]..config.cmd_pat..[[nick --" to delete it.
-```]]
-end
-
-function nick:action(msg, config)
-
-	local id_str, name
-
-	if msg.from.id == config.admin and msg.reply_to_message then
-		id_str = tostring(msg.reply_to_message.from.id)
-		name = utilities.build_name(msg.reply_to_message.from.first_name, msg.reply_to_message.from.last_name)
-	else
-		id_str = tostring(msg.from.id)
-		name = utilities.build_name(msg.from.first_name, msg.from.last_name)
-	end
-
-	self.database.userdata[id_str] = self.database.userdata[id_str] or {}
-
-	local output
-	local input = utilities.input(msg.text)
-	if not input then
-		if self.database.userdata[id_str].nickname then
-			output = name .. '\'s nickname is "' .. self.database.userdata[id_str].nickname .. '".'
-		else
-			output = name .. ' currently has no nickname.'
-		end
-	elseif utilities.utf8_len(input) > 32 then
-		output = 'The character limit for nicknames is 32.'
-	elseif input == '--' or input == utilities.char.em_dash then
-		self.database.userdata[id_str].nickname = nil
-		output = name .. '\'s nickname has been deleted.'
-	else
-		input = input:gsub('\n', ' ')
-		self.database.userdata[id_str].nickname = input
-		output = name .. '\'s nickname has been set to "' .. input .. '".'
-	end
-
-	utilities.send_reply(self, msg, output)
-
-end
-
-return nick
diff --git a/otouto/plugins/notify.lua b/otouto/plugins/notify.lua
index 8530a8f..db0483e 100644
--- a/otouto/plugins/notify.lua
+++ b/otouto/plugins/notify.lua
@@ -61,7 +61,8 @@ end
 
 function notify:action(msg, config, matches)
   if not msg.from.username then
-    return 'Du hast keinen Usernamen und kannst daher dieses Feature nicht nutzen. Tut mir leid!' 
+    utilities.send_reply(self, msg, 'Du hast keinen Usernamen und kannst daher dieses Feature nicht nutzen. Tut mir leid!' )
+	return
   end
   
   local username = string.lower(msg.from.username)
@@ -92,7 +93,7 @@ function notify:action(msg, config, matches)
     redis:sadd('notify:ls', username)
 	local res = utilities.send_message(self, msg.from.id, 'Du erhälst jetzt Benachrichtigungen, wenn du angesprochen wirst, nutze `/notify del` zum Deaktivieren.', true, nil, true)
 	if not res then
-	  utilities.send_reply(self, msg, 'Bitte schreibe mir [privat](http://telegram.me/' .. self.info.username .. '?start=about), um den Vorgang abzuschließen.', true)
+	  utilities.send_reply(self, msg, 'Bitte schreibe mir [privat](http://telegram.me/' .. self.info.username .. '?start=notify), um den Vorgang abzuschließen.', true)
 	elseif msg.chat.type ~= 'private' then
 	  utilities.send_reply(self, msg, 'Du erhälst jetzt Benachrichtigungen, wenn du angesprochen wirst, nutze `/notify del` zum Deaktivieren.', true)
 	end
diff --git a/otouto/plugins/patterns.lua b/otouto/plugins/patterns.lua
deleted file mode 100644
index 82eb8fd..0000000
--- a/otouto/plugins/patterns.lua
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,33 +0,0 @@
-local patterns = {}
-
-local utilities = require('otouto.utilities')
-
-patterns.triggers = {
-	'^/?s/.-/.-$'
-}
-
-function patterns:action(msg)
-	if not msg.reply_to_message then return true end
-	local output = msg.reply_to_message.text
-	if msg.reply_to_message.from.id == self.info.id then
-		output = output:gsub('Did you mean:\n"', '')
-		output = output:gsub('"$', '')
-	end
-	local m1, m2 = msg.text:match('^/?s/(.-)/(.-)/?$')
-	if not m2 then return true end
-	local res
-	res, output = pcall(
-		function()
-			return output:gsub(m1, m2)
-		end
-	)
-	if res == false then
-		utilities.send_reply(self, msg, 'Malformed pattern!')
-	else
-		output = output:sub(1, 4000)
-		output = 'Did you mean:\n"' .. output .. '"'
-		utilities.send_reply(self, msg.reply_to_message, output)
-	end
-end
-
-return patterns
diff --git a/otouto/plugins/ping.lua b/otouto/plugins/ping.lua
deleted file mode 100644
index c368c33..0000000
--- a/otouto/plugins/ping.lua
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,16 +0,0 @@
- -- Actually the simplest plugin ever!
-
-local ping = {}
-
-local utilities = require('otouto.utilities')
-
-function ping:init(config)
-	ping.triggers = utilities.triggers(self.info.username, config.cmd_pat):t('ping'):t('annyong').table
-end
-
-function ping:action(msg, config)
-	local output = msg.text_lower:match('^'..config.cmd_pat..'ping') and 'Pong!' or 'Annyong.'
-	utilities.send_message(self, msg.chat.id, output)
-end
-
-return ping
diff --git a/otouto/plugins/pun.lua b/otouto/plugins/pun.lua
deleted file mode 100644
index fc84689..0000000
--- a/otouto/plugins/pun.lua
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,144 +0,0 @@
-local pun = {}
-
-local utilities = require('otouto.utilities')
-
-pun.command = 'pun'
-pun.doc = '`Returns a pun.`'
-
-function pun:init(config)
-	pun.triggers = utilities.triggers(self.info.username, config.cmd_pat):t('pun').table
-end
-
-local puns = {
-	"The person who invented the door-knock won the No-bell prize.",
-	"I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.",
-	"Never trust atoms; they make up everything.",
-	"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth - Then it becomes a soap opera.",
-	"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.",
-	"To the guy who invented zero: Thanks for nothing!",
-	"Enough with the cripple jokes! I just can't stand them.",
-	"I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.",
-	"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.",
-	"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.",
-	"When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.",
-	"There was a sign on the lawn at a rehab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.",
-	"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.",
-	"I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jamming again.",
-	"I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work",
-	"Want to hear a construction joke? I'm working on it",
-	"I always take a second pair of pants when I go golfing, in case I get a hole in one.",
-	"I couldn't remember how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.",
-	"I've decided that my wifi will be my valentine. IDK, we just have this connection.",
-	"A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.",
-	"I used to go fishing with Skrillex, but he kept dropping the bass.",
-	"Two antennae met on a roof and got married. The wedding was okay, but the reception was incredible.",
-	"A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame.",
-	"I dropped my steak on the floor. Now it's ground beef.",
-	"I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.",
-	"The outcome of war does not prove who is right, but only who is left.",
-	"Darth Vader tries not to burn his food, but it always comes out a little on the dark side.",
-	"The store keeps calling me to buy more furniture, but all I wanted was a one night stand.",
-	"This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.",
-	"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off...",
-	"No more Harry Potter jokes guys. I'm Sirius.",
-	"It was hard getting over my addiction to hokey pokey, but I've turned myself around.",
-	"It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.",
-	"Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? Because he was a fungi.",
-	"How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.",
-	"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.",
-	"When life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.",
-	"What's with all the blind jokes? I just don't see the point.",
-	"If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?",
-	"Need an ark? I Noah guy.",
-	"The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field.",
-	"What's the difference between a man in a tux on a bicycle, and a man in a sweatsuit on a trycicle? A tire.",
-	"What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you'll just have to barium.",
-	"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.",
-	"Trying to write with a broken pencil is pointless.",
-	"When TVs go on vacation, they travel to remote islands.",
-	"I was going to tell a midget joke, but it's too short.",
-	"Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.",
-	"How do you organize a space party? You planet.",
-	"Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.",
-	"I'm glad I know sign language; it's pretty handy.",
-	"Atheism is a non-prophet organization.",
-	"Velcro: What a rip-off!",
-	"If they made a Minecraft movie, it would be a blockbuster.",
-	"I don't trust people with graph paper. They're always plotting something",
-	"I had a friend who was addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.",
-	"The form said I had Type A blood, but it was a Type O.",
-	"I went to to the shop to buy eight Sprites -  I came home and realised I'd picked 7Up.",
-	"There was an explosion at a pie factory. 3.14 people died.",
-	"A man drove his car into a tree and found out how a Mercedes bends.",
-	"The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.",
-	"I didn't like my beard at first, but then it grew on me.",
-	"Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.",
-	"What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.",
-	"I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.",
-	"I hate elevators, and I often take steps to avoid them.",
-	"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.",
-	"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.",
-	"I used to be a loan shark, but I lost interest",
-	"I don't trust these stairs; they're always up to something.",
-	"My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.",
-	"Don't trust people that do acupuncture; they're back stabbers.",
-	"The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.",
-	"Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.",
-	"When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland",
-	"The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave him his awl.",
-	"I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.",
-	"Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.",
-	"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.",
-	"There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.",
-	"A new type of broom came out and it is sweeping the nation.",
-	"I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.",
-	"I knew a woman who owned a taser. Man, was she stunning!",
-	"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.",
-	"It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.",
-	"When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.",
-	"The dead batteries were given out free of charge.",
-	"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings.",
-	"When the cannibal showed up late to dinner, they gave him the cold shoulder.",
-	"I should have been sad when my flashlight died, but I was delighted.",
-	"Why don't tennis players ever get married? Love means nothing to them.",
-	"Pterodactyls can't be heard going to the bathroom because the P is silent.",
-	"Mermaids make calls on their shell phones.",
-	"What do you call an aardvark with three feet? A yaardvark.",
-	"Captain Kirk has three ears: A right ear, a left ear, and a final front ear.",
-	"How do celebrities stay cool? They have a lot of fans.",
-	"Without geometry, life is pointless.",
-	"Did you hear about the cow who tried to jump over a barbed-wire fence? It ended in udder destruction.",
-	"The truth may ring like a bell, but it is seldom ever tolled.",
-	"I used to work for the IRS, but my job was too taxing.",
-	"I used to be a programmer, but then I lost my drive.",
-	"Pediatricians are doctors with little patients.",
-	"I finally fired my masseuse today. She always rubbed me the wrong way.",
-	"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.",
-	"What's the difference between a man and his dog? The man wears a suit; the dog just pants.",
-	"A psychic midget who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.",
-	"I've been to the dentist several times, so I know the drill.",
-	"The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.",
-	"She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.",
-	"Male deer have buck teeth.",
-	"Whiteboards are remarkable.",
-	"Visitors in Cuba are always Havana good time.",
-	"Why does electricity shock people? It doesn't know how to conduct itself.",
-	"Lancelot had a scary dream about his horse. It was a knight mare.",
-	"A tribe of cannibals captured a missionary and ate him. Afterward, they all had violent food poisoning. This just goes to show that you can't keep a good man down.",
-	"Heaven for gamblers is a paradise.",
-	"Old wheels aren't thrown away, they're just retired.",
-	"Horses are very stable animals.",
-	"Banks don't crash, they just lose their balance.",
-	"The career of a skier can go downhill very fast.",
-	"In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.",
-	"A sea lion is nothing but an ionized seal.",
-	"The vegetables from my garden aren't that great. I guess you could say they're mediokra."
-}
-
-function pun:action(msg)
-
-	utilities.send_reply(self, msg, puns[math.random(#puns)])
-
-end
-
-return pun
diff --git a/otouto/plugins/reactions.lua b/otouto/plugins/reactions.lua
deleted file mode 100644
index e594d50..0000000
--- a/otouto/plugins/reactions.lua
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,52 +0,0 @@
- -- Never change this plugin. It was not meant to be changed.
- -- You may add reactions. You must never remove reactions.
- -- You must never restructure. You must never disable this plugin.
- -- - Drew, creator, a year later.
-
- -- Nevermind, Brayden changed it.
- -- - Drew, just now.
-
-local reactions = {}
-
-local utilities = require('otouto.utilities')
-
-reactions.command = 'reactions'
-reactions.doc = '`Returns a list of "reaction" emoticon commands.`'
-
-local mapping = {
-	['shrug'] = '¯\\_(ツ)_/¯',
-	['lenny'] = '( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)',
-	['flip'] = '(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻',
-	['homo'] = '┌（┌　＾o＾）┐',
-	['look'] = 'ಠ_ಠ',
-	['shots?'] = 'SHOTS FIRED',
-	['facepalm'] = '(－‸ლ)'
-}
-
-local help
-
-function reactions:init(config)
-	-- Generate a "help" message triggered by "/reactions".
-	help = 'Reactions:\n'
-	reactions.triggers = utilities.triggers(self.info.username, config.cmd_pat):t('reactions').table
-	for trigger,reaction in pairs(mapping) do
-		help = help .. '• ' .. config.cmd_pat .. trigger:gsub('.%?', '') .. ': ' .. reaction .. '\n'
-		table.insert(reactions.triggers, config.cmd_pat..trigger)
-		table.insert(reactions.triggers, config.cmd_pat..trigger..'@'..self.info.username:lower())
-	end
-end
-
-function reactions:action(msg, config)
-	if string.match(msg.text_lower, config.cmd_pat..'reactions') then
-		utilities.send_message(self, msg.chat.id, help)
-		return
-	end
-	for trigger,reaction in pairs(mapping) do
-		if string.match(msg.text_lower, config.cmd_pat..trigger) then
-			utilities.send_message(self, msg.chat.id, reaction)
-			return
-		end
-	end
-end
-
-return reactions
diff --git a/otouto/plugins/shout.lua b/otouto/plugins/shout.lua
deleted file mode 100644
index 3c1af21..0000000
--- a/otouto/plugins/shout.lua
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,56 +0,0 @@
-local shout = {}
-
-local utilities = require('otouto.utilities')
-
-shout.command = 'shout <text>'
-
-function shout:init(config)
-	shout.triggers = utilities.triggers(self.info.username, config.cmd_pat):t('shout', true).table
-	shout.doc = [[```
-]]..config.cmd_pat..[[shout <text>
-Shouts something. Input may be the replied-to message.
-```]]
-end
-
-function shout:action(msg)
-
-	local input = utilities.input(msg.text)
-	if not input then
-		if msg.reply_to_message and #msg.reply_to_message.text > 0 then
-			input = msg.reply_to_message.text
-		else
-			utilities.send_message(self, msg.chat.id, shout.doc, true, msg.message_id, true)
-			return
-		end
-	end
-	input = utilities.trim(input)
-	input = input:upper()
-
-	local output = ''
-	local inc = 0
-	local ilen = 0
-	for match in input:gmatch(utilities.char.utf_8) do
-		if ilen < 20 then
-			ilen = ilen + 1
-			output = output .. match .. ' '
-		end
-	end
-	ilen = 0
-	output = output .. '\n'
-	for match in input:sub(2):gmatch(utilities.char.utf_8) do
-		if ilen < 19 then
-			local spacing = ''
-			for _ = 1, inc do
-				spacing = spacing .. '  '
-			end
-			inc = inc + 1
-			ilen = ilen + 1
-			output = output .. match .. ' ' .. spacing .. match .. '\n'
-		end
-	end
-	output = '```\n' .. utilities.trim(output) .. '\n```'
-	utilities.send_message(self, msg.chat.id, output, true, false, true)
-
-end
-
-return shout
diff --git a/otouto/plugins/slap.lua b/otouto/plugins/slap.lua
deleted file mode 100644
index d115d12..0000000
--- a/otouto/plugins/slap.lua
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,153 +0,0 @@
-local slap = {}
-
-local utilities = require('otouto.utilities')
-
-slap.command = 'slap [target]'
-
-function slap:init(config)
-	slap.triggers = utilities.triggers(self.info.username, config.cmd_pat):t('slap', true).table
-	slap.doc = [[```
-]]..config.cmd_pat..[[slap [target]
-Slap somebody.
-```]]
-end
-
-local slaps = {
-	'VICTIM was shot by VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM was pricked to death.',
-	'VICTIM walked into a cactus while trying to escape VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM drowned.',
-	'VICTIM drowned whilst trying to escape VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM blew up.',
-	'VICTIM was blown up by VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM hit the ground too hard.',
-	'VICTIM fell from a high place.',
-	'VICTIM fell off a ladder.',
-	'VICTIM fell into a patch of cacti.',
-	'VICTIM was doomed to fall by VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM was blown from a high place by VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM was squashed by a falling anvil.',
-	'VICTIM went up in flames.',
-	'VICTIM burned to death.',
-	'VICTIM was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM walked into a fire whilst fighting VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM tried to swim in lava.',
-	'VICTIM tried to swim in lava while trying to escape VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM was struck by lightning.',
-	'VICTIM was slain by VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM got finished off by VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM was killed by magic.',
-	'VICTIM was killed by VICTOR using magic.',
-	'VICTIM starved to death.',
-	'VICTIM suffocated in a wall.',
-	'VICTIM fell out of the world.',
-	'VICTIM was knocked into the void by VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM withered away.',
-	'VICTIM was pummeled by VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM was fragged by VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM was desynchronized.',
-	'VICTIM was wasted.',
-	'VICTIM was busted.',
-	'VICTIM\'s bones are scraped clean by the desolate wind.',
-	'VICTIM has died of dysentery.',
-	'VICTIM fainted.',
-	'VICTIM is out of usable Pokemon! VICTIM whited out!',
-	'VICTIM is out of usable Pokemon! VICTIM blacked out!',
-	'VICTIM whited out!',
-	'VICTIM blacked out!',
-	'VICTIM says goodbye to this cruel world.',
-	'VICTIM got rekt.',
-	'VICTIM was sawn in half by VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM died. I blame VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM was axe-murdered by VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM\'s melon was split by VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM was sliced and diced by VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM was split from crotch to sternum by VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM\'s death put another notch in VICTOR\'s axe.',
-	'VICTIM died impossibly!',
-	'VICTIM died from VICTOR\'s mysterious tropical disease.',
-	'VICTIM escaped infection by dying.',
-	'VICTIM played hot-potato with a grenade.',
-	'VICTIM was knifed by VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM fell on his sword.',
-	'VICTIM ate a grenade.',
-	'VICTIM practiced being VICTOR\'s clay pigeon.',
-	'VICTIM is what\'s for dinner!',
-	'VICTIM was terminated by VICTOR.',
-	'VICTIM was shot before being thrown out of a plane.',
-	'VICTIM was not invincible.',
-	'VICTIM has encountered an error.',
-	'VICTIM died and reincarnated as a goat.',
-	'VICTOR threw VICTIM off a building.',
-	'VICTIM is sleeping with the fishes.',
-	'VICTIM got a premature burial.',
-	'VICTOR replaced all of VICTIM\'s music with Nickelback.',
-	'VICTOR spammed VICTIM\'s email.',
-	'VICTOR made VICTIM a knuckle sandwich.',
-	'VICTOR slapped VICTIM with pure nothing.',
-	'VICTOR hit VICTIM with a small, interstellar spaceship.',
-	'VICTIM was quickscoped by VICTOR.',
-	'VICTOR put VICTIM in check-mate.',
-	'VICTOR RSA-encrypted VICTIM and deleted the private key.',
-	'VICTOR put VICTIM in the friendzone.',
-	'VICTOR slaps VICTIM with a DMCA takedown request!',
-	'VICTIM became a corpse blanket for VICTOR.',
-	'Death is when the monsters get you. Death comes for VICTIM.',
-	'Cowards die many times before their death. VICTIM never tasted death but once.',
-	'VICTIM died of hospital gangrene.',
-	'VICTIM got a house call from Doctor VICTOR.',
-	'VICTOR beheaded VICTIM.',
-	'VICTIM got stoned...by an angry mob.',
-	'VICTOR sued the pants off VICTIM.',
-	'VICTIM was impeached.',
-	'VICTIM was one-hit KO\'d by VICTOR.',
-	'VICTOR sent VICTIM to /dev/null.',
-	'VICTOR sent VICTIM down the memory hole.',
-	'VICTIM was a mistake.',
-	'"VICTIM was a mistake." - VICTOR',
-	'VICTOR checkmated VICTIM in two moves.'
-}
-
- -- optimize later
-function slap:action(msg)
-	local input = utilities.input(msg.text)
-	local victor_id = msg.from.id
-	local victim_id = utilities.id_from_message(self, msg)
-	-- IDs
-	if victim_id then
-		if victim_id == victor_id then
-			victor_id = self.info.id
-		end
-	else
-		if not input then
-			victor_id = self.info.id
-			victim_id = msg.from.id
-		end
-	end
-	-- Names
-	local victor_name, victim_name
-	if input and not victim_id then
-		victim_name = input
-	else
-		local victim_id_str = tostring(victim_id)
-		if self.database.userdata[victim_id_str] and self.database.userdata[victim_id_str].nickname then
-			victim_name = self.database.userdata[victim_id_str].nickname
-		elseif self.database.users[victim_id_str] then
-			victim_name = utilities.build_name(self.database.users[victim_id_str].first_name, self.database.users[victim_id_str].last_name)
-		else
-			victim_name = victim_id_str
-		end
-	end
-	local victor_id_str = tostring(victor_id)
-	if self.database.userdata[victor_id_str] and self.database.userdata[victor_id_str].nickname then
-		victor_name = self.database.userdata[victor_id_str].nickname
-	elseif self.database.users[victor_id_str] then
-		victor_name = utilities.build_name(self.database.users[victor_id_str].first_name, self.database.users[victor_id_str].last_name)
-	else
-		victor_name = self.info.first_name
-	end
-	local output = utilities.char.zwnj .. slaps[math.random(#slaps)]:gsub('VICTIM', victim_name):gsub('VICTOR', victor_name)
-	utilities.send_message(self, msg.chat.id, output)
-end
-
-return slap
diff --git a/otouto/plugins/whoami.lua b/otouto/plugins/whoami.lua
deleted file mode 100644
index ce068ff..0000000
--- a/otouto/plugins/whoami.lua
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,52 +0,0 @@
-local whoami = {}
-
-local utilities = require('otouto.utilities')
-
-whoami.command = 'whoami'
-
-function whoami:init(config)
-	whoami.triggers = utilities.triggers(self.info.username, config.cmd_pat):t('who', true):t('whoami').table
-	whoami.doc = [[```
-Returns user and chat info for you or the replied-to message.
-Alias: ]]..config.cmd_pat..[[who
-```]]
-end
-
-function whoami:action(msg)
-
-	if msg.reply_to_message then
-		msg = msg.reply_to_message
-	end
-
-	local from_name = utilities.build_name(msg.from.first_name, msg.from.last_name)
-
-	local chat_id = math.abs(msg.chat.id)
-	if chat_id > 1000000000000 then
-		chat_id = chat_id - 1000000000000
-	end
-
-	local user = 'You are @%s, also known as *%s* `[%s]`'
-	if msg.from.username then
-		user = user:format(utilities.markdown_escape(msg.from.username), from_name, msg.from.id)
-	else
-		user = 'You are *%s* `[%s]`,'
-		user = user:format(from_name, msg.from.id)
-	end
-
-	local group = '@%s, also known as *%s* `[%s]`.'
-	if msg.chat.type == 'private' then
-		group = group:format(utilities.markdown_escape(self.info.username), self.info.first_name, self.info.id)
-	elseif msg.chat.username then
-		group = group:format(utilities.markdown_escape(msg.chat.username), msg.chat.title, chat_id)
-	else
-		group = '*%s* `[%s]`.'
-		group = group:format(msg.chat.title, chat_id)
-	end
-
-	local output = user .. ', and you are messaging ' .. group
-
-	utilities.send_message(self, msg.chat.id, output, true, msg.message_id, true)
-
-end
-
-return whoami