local special = {} special.triggers = { "[Rr][Ii][Cc][Hh] [Bb][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]", "[Mm]ö[Dd][Cc][Hh][Ee][Nn]", "[Mm]Ö[Dd][Cc][Hh][Ee][Nn]", "^[Mm][Ii][Kk][Uu]%??$", "^/[Oo][Ll][Dd]$", "^[Nn][Yy][Uu]$", "^[Nn][Ii][Ii][Ss][Aa][Nn]$", "^[Nn][Ii][Ii](-)[Ss][Aa][Nn]$", "^[Nn][Ii][Ss][Ss][Aa][Nn]$", "^/[Nn][Ee][Oo][Rr][Aa][Mm][Ee]$", "^/[Ff][Tt][Tt]$", "^/[Ff][Tt][Ff]$", "^[Mm]ö[Pp]?$", "^[Mm][Ee][Ee][Pp]$", "^/[Bb][Aa][Rr][Uu][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo][Ss][Uu]$", "^/[Bb][Aa][Ll][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo] [Ee][Ss][Ss][Ii][Gg]$", "^[Bb][Aa][Kk][Aa] [Bb][Oo][Tt]$", "^[Aa][Hh][Aa].[Pp][Nn][Gg]$", "^~?[Pp][Oo][Ii]$", "[Yy][Oo][Ss][Hh][Ii] [Dd][Aa][Nn][Cc][Ee] [Gg][Ll][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]", "[Yy][Oo][Ss][Hh][Ii] [Dd][Aa][Nn][Cc][Ee]", "^[Nn][Aa][Nn][Oo] [Hh][Aa][Kk][Aa][Ss][Ee]$", "^/[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]$", "^[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]$", "[Ii] [Ww][Ii][Ss][Hh] [Ss][Qq][Uu][Ii][Dd][Ss] [Ww][Ee][Rr][Ee] [Rr][Ee][Aa][Ll]", "^/[Kk][Ii][Ll][Ll] (.*)", "^[Pp][Ee]$", "^[Vv][Aa]$", "^[Mm][Uu]$", "^/[Ii][Yy][Kk][Ww][Ii][Mm]$", "^/%)$", "^%(\\$", "^/[Ss][Cc][Hh][Ee][Ll][Ll][Ee]$", "^[Pp][Ii][Nn][Gg]$", "^[Dd][Aa][Ss] [Ii][Ss][Tt]? [Nn][Ii][Cc][Hh][Tt]? [Ll][Uu][Ss][Tt][Ii][Gg]!?$", "/[Bb][Ll][Uu][Ee][Tt][Ee][Xx][Tt]" } function special:action(msg, config, matches) local user_name = get_name(msg) local msg_text = msg.text local output if msg_text:match("[Rr][Ii][Cc][Hh] [Bb][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]") then output = 'Akamaru ist nicht reich!' elseif msg_text:match("[Mm]ö[Dd][Cc][Hh][Ee][Nn]") or msg_text:match("[Mm]Ö[Dd][Cc][Hh][Ee][Nn]") then output = 'Es heißt MÄDCHEN!' elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Mm][Ii][Kk][Uu]%??") then local alive_answers = {'Ja?','Was gibts, '..user_name..'?','Ja '..user_name..', was ist?', 'Ich bin noch da.', user_name, 'Nein!','So heiße ich', 'Nerv mich nicht!','Was.'} local random_alive = math.random(9) output = alive_answers[random_alive] elseif msg_text:match("/[Oo][Ll][Dd]") then output = 'Deine Mudda is old!' elseif msg_text:match("[Nn][Yy][Uu]") then utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, 'http://img.ponywave.de/di/JSXH/nyu.jpg', nil, msg.message_id) return elseif msg_text:match("[Nn][Ii][Ii][Ss][Aa][Nn]") or msg_text:match("[Nn][Ii][Ii](-)[Ss][Aa][Nn]") or msg_text:match("[Nn][Ii][Ss][Ss][Aa][Nn]") then utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, 'http://img.ponywave.de/di/XB2T/Nii-san.jpg', nil, msg.message_id) return elseif msg_text:match("/[Nn][Ee][Oo][Rr][Aa][Mm][Ee]") then utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, 'http://img.ponywave.de/di/GM93/neorame.jpg', nil, msg.message_id) return elseif msg_text:match("[Ff][Tt][Tt]") then output = [[(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ \(`0`)/ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Child. . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER]] elseif msg_text:match("[Ff][Tt][Ff]") then output = [[(╯┳┳)╯︵ ಠ‾ಠ FLIP THAT FATHER. ಠ‾ಠ ︵ ヽ(┳┳ヽ) FLIP THIS FATHER. ಠ‾ಠ ︵ \(┳┳)/ ︵ ಠ‾ಠ FLIP ALL THE FATHERS ┳━┳ Child. . . ┳━┳ Put. ┳━━┳ The Fathers. ┳━━━┳ Back. (╮┳┳)╮ಠ_ಠ (╯┳┳)╯︵ ಠ‾ಠ NEVER]] elseif msg_text:match("^[Mm]ö[Pp]?$") or msg_text:match("[Mm][Ee][Ee][Pp]") then output = 'se' elseif msg_text:match("[Bb][Aa][Rr][Uu][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo][Ss][Uu]") or msg_text:match("[Bb][Aa][Ll][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo] [Ee][Ss][Ss][Ii][Gg]") then utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, 'http://img.ponywave.de/di/0SEY/barusamikosu.jpg', nil, msg.message_id) return elseif msg_text:match("[Bb][Aa][Kk][Aa] [Bb][Oo][Tt]") then output = 'Gomen\'nasai '..msg.from.first_name..'-senpai 😣' elseif msg_text:match("[Aa][Hh][Aa].[Pp][Nn][Gg]") then utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, 'http://img.ponywave.de/di/W97R/aha.png', nil, msg.message_id) return elseif msg_text:match("[Pp][Oo][Ii]") then utilities.send_document(msg.chat.id, 'http://code.ponywave.de/workspace/test/fuck/poi.webp', nil, msg.message_id) return elseif msg_text:match("[Yy][Oo][Ss][Hh][Ii] [Dd][Aa][Nn][Cc][Ee] [Gg][Ll][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]") then utilities.send_video(msg.chat.id, 'http://code.ponywave.de/workspace/test/fuck/YOSHI_DANCE_GLITCH.mp4', nil, msg.message_id) return elseif msg_text:match("[Yy][Oo][Ss][Hh][Ii] [Dd][Aa][Nn][Cc][Ee]") then utilities.send_video(msg.chat.id, 'http://code.ponywave.de/workspace/test/fuck/YOSHI_DANCE.mp4', 'YOSHI DANCE!', msg.message_id) return elseif msg_text:match("[Nn][Aa][Nn][Oo] [Hh][Aa][Kk][Aa][Ss][Ee]") then utilities.send_video(msg.chat.id, 'http://code.ponywave.de/workspace/test/fuck/nano-hakase-1.mp4', 'NANO! NANO! NANO! NANO! NANO! NANO!\nHAKASE! HAKASE! HAKASE! HAKASE! HAKASE! HAKASE!', msg.message_id) return elseif msg_text:match("/[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]") then utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, 'http://img.ponywave.de/di/N6NO/thyme.jpg', 'What thyme is it?', msg.message_id) return elseif msg_text:match("[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]") then output = 'Hä YOLO?' elseif msg_text:match("[Ii] [Ww][Ii][Ss][Hh] [Ss][Qq][Uu][Ii][Dd][Ss] [Ww][Ee][Rr][Ee] [Rr][Ee][Aa][Ll]") then utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, 'http://img.ponywave.de/di/N03B/squid.jpg', 'They are', msg.message_id) return elseif msg_text:match("[Kk][Ii][Ll][Ll]") then output = user_name..' tötet '..matches[1] elseif msg_text:match("[Pp][Ee]") then output = 'nis' elseif msg_text:match("[Vv][Aa]") then output = 'gina' elseif msg_text:match("[Mm][Uu]") then output = 'schi' elseif msg_text:match("/[Ii][Yy][Kk][Ww][Ii][Mm]") then output = '(¬‿¬)' elseif msg_text:match("/%)") then output = '(\\' elseif msg_text:match("%(\\") then output = '/)' elseif msg_text:match("^/[Ss][Cc][Hh][Ee][Ll][Ll][Ee]$") then output = 'So dumme Befehle wie die "HiddenDatabase" benutzen wir nicht!' elseif msg_text:match("^[Pp][Ii][Nn][Gg]$") then output = 'Pong' elseif msg_text:match("^[Dd][Aa][Ss] [Ii][Ss][Tt]? [Nn][Ii][Cc][Hh][Tt]? [Ll][Uu][Ss][Tt][Ii][Gg]!?$") then output = 'Aber Funny!' elseif msg_text:match("/[Bb][Ll][Uu][Ee][Tt][Ee][Xx][Tt]") then output = [[BLUE TEXT MUST CLICK I AM A STUPID ANIMAL THAT IS ATTRACTED TO COLORS]] end utilities.send_reply(msg, output) end return special