-- Dirty code is dirty code, but idc require "socket" function sleep(sec) socket.select(nil, nil, sec) end function run(msg, matches) local user_name = get_name(msg) if string.match(msg.text, "[Rr][Ii][Cc][Hh] [Bb][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]") then return 'Akamaru ist nicht reich!' elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Oo][Ll][Dd]") then return 'Deine Mudda is old!' elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Yy][Uu]") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/nyu.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Oo][Pp][Ee].[Aa][Vv][Ii]") then send_video(get_receiver(msg), "videos/nope.avi", ok_cb, false) return 'Video wird gesendet...' elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Ii][Ii][Ss][Aa][Nn]") or string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Ii][Ii](-)[Ss][Aa][Nn]") or string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Ii][Ss][Ss][Aa][Nn]") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/Nii-san.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Ee][Oo][Rr][Aa][Mm][Ee]") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/neorame.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Aa][Uu]") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/nau.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ff][Tt][Tt]") then return [[(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ \(`0`)/ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Child. . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER]] elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ff][Tt][Ff]") then return [[(╯┳┳)╯︵ ಠ‾ಠ FLIP THAT FATHER. ಠ‾ಠ ︵ ヽ(┳┳ヽ) FLIP THIS FATHER. ಠ‾ಠ ︵ \(┳┳)/ ︵ ಠ‾ಠ FLIP ALL THE FATHERS ┳━┳ Child. . . ┳━┳ Put. ┳━━┳ The Fathers. ┳━━━┳ Back. (╮┳┳)╮ಠ_ಠ (╯┳┳)╯︵ ಠ‾ಠ NEVER]] elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Bb][Cc]") or string.match(msg.text, "[Ii][Dd][Cc]") then return [[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]] elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ll][Ff]") then return '( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)' elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ll][Oo][Dd]") then return 'ಠ_ಠ' elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Mm]ö[Pp]?") or string.match(msg.text, "[Mm][Ee][Ee][Pp]") then return 'se' elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ff][Rr][Oo][Ss][Cc][Hh]") then return '🐸🐸🐸' elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Bb][Aa][Rr][Uu][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo][Ss][Uu]") or string.match(msg.text, "[Bb][Aa][Ll][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo] [Ee][Ss][Ss][Ii][Gg]") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/luckystar/barusamikosu.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Bb][Aa][Kk][Aa] [Bb][Oo][Tt]") then return "Gomen'nasai "..user_name.."-sempai 😣" elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Aa][Hh][Aa].[Pp][Nn][Gg]") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/aha.png", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Pp][Oo][Ii]") then send_document(get_receiver(msg), "sticker/poi.webp", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/thyme.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]") then return 'Hä YOLO?' elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Kk][Aa][Pp][Pp][Aa]") then return [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣬⣥⣽⣿⣧⣤⢀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠂⢯⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀ ⠀⢨⣽⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠃⠉⠛⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣟⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠩⢿⠀⠀⠶⠾⢿⡿⠉⠿⣿⡿⢟⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣩⣦⣾⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡦⣺⣿⡿⣹⡏⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠅⢄⡀⢈⣻⠟⠀⠀⠀]] elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ii] [Ww][Ii][Ss][Hh] [Ss][Qq][Uu][Ii][Dd][Ss] [Ww][Ee][Rr][Ee] [Rr][Ee][Aa][Ll]") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/squid.jpg", ok_cb, false) --sleep(2) return 'They are' --elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ff][Gg][Tt]") then --return 'Deine Mudda is fgt!' elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Kk][Ii][Ll][Ll]") then return user_name..' tötet '..matches[1] elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ii][Nn][Ll][Oo][Vv][Ee]") then send_document(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/inlove.gif", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Pp][Ee]") then return 'nis' elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Vv][Aa]") then return 'gina' elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Mm][Uu]") then return 'schi' elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ii][Yy][Kk][Ww][Ii][Mm]") then return '(¬‿¬)' end end return { description = "Ein Plugin mit nutzlosen Befehlen", usage = {""}, patterns = {"[Rr][Ii][Cc][Hh] [Bb][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]", "^#[Oo][Ll][Dd]$", "^[Nn][Yy][Uu]$", "^[Nn][Oo][Pp][Ee].[Aa][Vv][Ii]$", "^[Nn][Ii][Ii][Ss][Aa][Nn]$", "^[Nn][Ii][Ii](-)[Ss][Aa][Nn]$", "^[Nn][Ii][Ss][Ss][Aa][Nn]$", "^#[Nn][Ee][Oo][Rr][Aa][Mm][Ee]$", "^#[Nn][Aa][Uu]$", "^#[Ff][Tt][Tt]$", "^#[Ff][Tt][Ff]$", "^#[Nn][Bb][Cc]$", "^#[Ii][Dd][Cc]$", "^#[Ll][Ff]$", "^#[Ll][Oo][Dd]$", "^[Mm]ö[Pp]?$", "^[Mm][Ee][Ee][Pp]$", "^#[Ff][Rr][Oo][Ss][Cc][Hh]$", "^#[Bb][Aa][Rr][Uu][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo][Ss][Uu]$", "^#[Bb][Aa][Ll][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo] [Ee][Ss][Ss][Ii][Gg]$", "^[Bb][Aa][Kk][Aa] [Bb][Oo][Tt]$", "^[Aa][Hh][Aa].[Pp][Nn][Gg]$", "^~?[Pp][Oo][Ii]$", "^#[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]$", "^[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]$", "^#[Kk][Aa][Pp][Pp][Aa]$", "[Ii] [Ww][Ii][Ss][Hh] [Ss][Qq][Uu][Ii][Dd][Ss] [Ww][Ee][Rr][Ee] [Rr][Ee][Aa][Ll]", --"[Ff][Gg][Tt]", "^#[Kk][Ii][Ll][Ll] (.*)", "^[Ii][Nn][Ll][Oo][Vv][Ee]$", "^[Pp][Ee]$", "^[Vv][Aa]$", "^[Mm][Uu]$", "^#[Ii][Yy][Kk][Ww][Ii][Mm]$" }, run = run } --by Akamaru [https://ponywave.de]