-- Dirty code is dirty code, but idc require "socket" function sleep(sec) socket.select(nil, nil, sec) end function run(msg, matches) local user_name = get_name(msg) if string.match(msg.text, "^[Rr][Ii][Cc][Hh] [Bb][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]$") then return 'Akamaru ist nicht reich!' elseif string.match(msg.text, "^#[Oo][Ll][Dd]$") then return 'Deine Mudda is old!' elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[Nn][Yy][Uu]$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/nyu.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[Nn][Oo][Pp][Ee].[Aa][Vv][Ii]$") then send_video(get_receiver(msg), "videos/nope.avi", ok_cb, false) return 'Video wird gesendet...' elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[Nn][Ii][Ii][Ss][Aa][Nn]$") or string.match(msg.text, "^[Nn][Ii][Ii](-)[Ss][Aa][Nn]$") or string.match(msg.text, "^[Nn][Ii][Ss][Ss][Aa][Nn]$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/Nii-san.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[Nn][Ee][Oo][Rr][Aa][Mm][Ee]$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/neorame.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[Nn][Aa][Uu]$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/nau.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[Ff][Tt][Tt]$") then return [[(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ \(`0`)/ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Child. . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER]] elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[Ff][Tt][Ff]$") then return [[(╯┳┳)╯︵ ಠ‾ಠ FLIP THAT FATHER. ಠ‾ಠ ︵ ヽ(┳┳ヽ) FLIP THIS FATHER. ಠ‾ಠ ︵ \(┳┳)/ ︵ ಠ‾ಠ FLIP ALL THE FATHERS ┳━┳ Child. . . ┳━┳ Put. ┳━━┳ The Fathers. ┳━━━┳ Back. (╮┳┳)╮ಠ_ಠ (╯┳┳)╯︵ ಠ‾ಠ NEVER]] elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[Nn][Bb][Cc]$") or string.match(msg.text, "^/[Ii][Dd][Cc]$") then return [[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]] elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[Ll][Ff]$") then return '( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)' elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[Ll][Oo][Dd]$") then return 'ಠ_ಠ' elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[Mm]ö[Pp]$") or string.match(msg.text, "^[Mm][Ee][Ee][Pp]$") then return 'se' elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[Ff][Rr][Oo][Ss][Cc][Hh]$") then return '🐸🐸🐸' elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[Bb][Aa][Rr][Uu][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo][Ss][Uu]$") or string.match(msg.text, "^/[Bb][Aa][Ll][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo] [Ee][Ss][Ss][Ii][Gg]$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/luckystar/barusamikosu.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[Bb][Aa][Kk][Aa] [Bb][Oo][Tt]$") then return "Gomen'nasai "..user_name.."-sempai 😣" elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[Aa][Hh][Aa].[Pp][Nn][Gg]$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/aha.png", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^~?[Pp][Oo][Ii]$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/poi.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/thyme.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]$") then return 'Hä YOLO?' elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[Kk][Aa][Pp][Pp][Aa]$") then return [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣬⣥⣽⣿⣧⣤⢀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠂⢯⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀ ⠀⢨⣽⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠃⠉⠛⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣟⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠩⢿⠀⠀⠶⠾⢿⡿⠉⠿⣿⡿⢟⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣩⣦⣾⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡦⣺⣿⡿⣹⡏⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠅⢄⡀⢈⣻⠟⠀⠀⠀]] elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ii] [Ww][Ii][Ss][Hh] [Ss][Qq][Uu][Ii][Dd][Ss] [Ww][Ee][Rr][Ee] [Rr][Ee][Aa][Ll]") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/squid.jpg", ok_cb, false) --sleep(2) return 'They are' elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ff][Gg][Tt]") then return --'Deine Mudda is fgt!' end end return { description = "Ein Plugin mit nutzlosen Befehlen", usage = {""}, patterns = {"^[Rr][Ii][Cc][Hh] [Bb][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]$", "^#[Oo][Ll][Dd]$", "^[Nn][Yy][Uu]$", "^[Nn][Oo][Pp][Ee].[Aa][Vv][Ii]$", "^[Nn][Ii][Ii][Ss][Aa][Nn]$", "^[Nn][Ii][Ii](-)[Ss][Aa][Nn]$", "^[Nn][Ii][Ss][Ss][Aa][Nn]$", "^/[Nn][Ee][Oo][Rr][Aa][Mm][Ee]$", "^/[Nn][Aa][Uu]$", "^/[Ff][Tt][Tt]$", "^/[Ff][Tt][Ff]$", "^/[Nn][Bb][Cc]$", "^/[Ii][Dd][Cc]$", "^/[Ll][Ff]$", "^/[Ll][Oo][Dd]$", "^[Mm]ö[Pp]$", "^[Mm][Ee][Ee][Pp]$", "^/[Ff][Rr][Oo][Ss][Cc][Hh]$", "^/[Bb][Aa][Rr][Uu][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo][Ss][Uu]$", "^/[Bb][Aa][Ll][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo] [Ee][Ss][Ss][Ii][Gg]$", "^[Bb][Aa][Kk][Aa] [Bb][Oo][Tt]$", "^[Aa][Hh][Aa].[Pp][Nn][Gg]$", "^~?[Pp][Oo][Ii]$", "^/[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]$", "^[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]$", "^/[Kk][Aa][Pp][Pp][Aa]$", "[Ii] [Ww][Ii][Ss][Hh] [Ss][Qq][Uu][Ii][Dd][Ss] [Ww][Ee][Rr][Ee] [Rr][Ee][Aa][Ll]", "[Ff][Gg][Tt]" }, run = run } --by Akamaru [https://ponywave.de]