-- Dirty code is dirty code, but idc -- later: yolo, aha.png, baka_bot, barusamikosu, frosch, moepse function run(msg, matches) local user_name = get_name(msg) if string.match(msg.text, "^[R|r][I|i][C|c][H|h] [B|b][I|i][T|t][C|c][H|h]$") then return 'Akamaru ist nicht reich!' elseif string.match(msg.text, "^#[O|o][L|l][D|d]$") then return 'Deine Mudda is old!' elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][Y|y][U|u]$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/nyu.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][O|o][P|p][E|e].[A|a][V|v][I|i]$") then send_video(get_receiver(msg), "videos/nope.avi", ok_cb, false) return 'Video wird gesendet...' elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][I|i][I|i][S|s][A|a][N|n]$") or string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][I|i][I|i](-)[S|s][A|a][N|n]$") or string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][I|i][S|s][S|s][A|a][N|n]$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/Nii-san.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[N|n][E|e][O|o][R|r][A|a][M|m][E|e]$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/neorame.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[N|n][A|a][U|u]$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/nau.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[F|f][T|t][T|t]$") then return [[(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ \(`0`)/ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Child. . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER]] elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[F|f][T|t][F|f]$") then return [[(╯┳┳)╯︵ ಠ‾ಠ FLIP THAT FATHER. ಠ‾ಠ ︵ ヽ(┳┳ヽ) FLIP THIS FATHER. ಠ‾ಠ ︵ \(┳┳)/ ︵ ಠ‾ಠ FLIP ALL THE FATHERS ┳━┳ Child. . . ┳━┳ Put. ┳━━┳ The Fathers. ┳━━━┳ Back. (╮┳┳)╮ಠ_ಠ (╯┳┳)╯︵ ಠ‾ಠ NEVER]] elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[N|n][B|b][C|c]$") or string.match(msg.text, "^/[I|i][D|d][C|c]$") then return [[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]] elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[L|l][F|f]$") then return '( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)' elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[L|l][O|o][D|d]$") then return 'ಠ_ಠ' elseif string.match(msg.text, "^möp$") then return 'se' elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[F|f][R|r][O|o][S|s][C|c][H|h]$") then return '🐸🐸🐸' elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/barusamiko$") or string.match(msg.text, "^/barusamikosu$") or string.match(msg.text, "^/Balsamiko Essig$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/luckystar/barusamikosu.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[B|b][A|a][K|k][A|a] [B|b][O|o][T|t]$") then return "Gomen'nasai "..user_name.."-sempai 😣" elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[A|a][H|h][A|a].[P|p][N|n][G|g]$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/aha.png", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^~?[P|p][O||o][I|i]$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/poi.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/thyme.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]$") then return 'Hä YOLO?' end end return { description = "Ein Plugin mit nutzlosen Befehlen", usage = {""}, patterns = {"^[R|r][I|i][C|c][H|h] [B|b][I|i][T|t][C|c][H|h]$", "^#[O|o][L|l][D|d]$", "^[N|n][Y|y][U|u]$", "^[N|n][O|o][P|p][E|e].[A|a][V|v][I|i]$", "^[N|n][I|i][I|i][S|s][A|a][N|n]$", "^[N|n][I|i][I|i](-)[S|s][A|a][N|n]$", "^[N|n][I|i][S|s][S|s][A|a][N|n]$", "^/[N|n][E|e][O|o][R|r][A|a][M|m][E|e]$", "^/[N|n][A|a][U|u]$", "^/[F|f][T|t][T|t]$", "^/[F|f][T|t][F|f]$", "^/[N|n][B|b][C|c]$", "^/[I|i][D|d][C|c]$", "^/[L|l][F|f]$", "^/[L|l][O|o][D|d]$", "^möp$", "^/[F|f][R|r][O|o][S|s][C|c][H|h]$", "^/barusamiko$", "^/barusamikosu$", "^/Balsamiko Essig$", "^[B|b][A|a][K|k][A|a] [B|b][O|o][T|t]$", "^[A|a][H|h][A|a].[P|p][N|n][G|g]$", "^~?[P|p][O||o][I|i]$", "^/[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]$", "^[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]$" }, run = run } --by Akamaru [https://ponywave.de]