-- Dirty code is dirty code, but idc -- later: yolo, aha.png, baka_bot, barusamikosu, frosch, moepse function run(msg, matches) if string.match(msg.text, "^[R|r][I|i][C|c][H|h] [B|b][I|i][T|t][C|c][H|h]$") then return 'Akamaru ist nicht reich!' elseif string.match(msg.text, "^#[O|o][L|l][D|d]$") then return 'Deine Mudda is old!' elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][Y|y][U|u]$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/nyu.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][O|o][P|p][E|e].[A|a][V|v][I|i]$") then send_video(get_receiver(msg), "videos/nope.avi", ok_cb, false) return 'Video wird gesendet...' elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][I|i][I|i][S|s][A|a][N|n]$") or string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][I|i][I|i](-)[S|s][A|a][N|n]$") or string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][I|i][S|s][S|s][A|a][N|n]$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/Nii-san.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[N|n][E|e][O|o][R|r][A|a][M|m][E|e]$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/neorame.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[N|n][A|a][U|u]$") then send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/nau.jpg", ok_cb, false) elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[F|f][T|t][T|t]$") then return [[(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ \(`0`)/ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Child. . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER]] end end return { description = "Ein Plugin mit nutzlosen Befehlen", usage = {""}, patterns = {"^[R|r][I|i][C|c][H|h] [B|b][I|i][T|t][C|c][H|h]$", "^#[O|o][L|l][D|d]$", "^[N|n][Y|y][U|u]$", "^[N|n][O|o][P|p][E|e].[A|a][V|v][I|i]$", "^[N|n][I|i][I|i][S|s][A|a][N|n]$", "^[N|n][I|i][I|i](-)[S|s][A|a][N|n]$", "^[N|n][I|i][S|s][S|s][A|a][N|n]$", "^/[N|n][E|e][O|o][R|r][A|a][M|m][E|e]$", "^/[N|n][A|a][U|u]$", "^/[F|f][T|t][T|t]$" }, run = run } --by Akamaru [https://ponywave.de]