123 lines
5.1 KiB
Lua
123 lines
5.1 KiB
Lua
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local special = {}
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special.triggers = {
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"[Rr][Ii][Cc][Hh] [Bb][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]",
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"^/[Oo][Ll][Dd]$",
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"^[Nn][Yy][Uu]$",
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"^[Nn][Oo][Pp][Ee].[Aa][Vv][Ii]$",
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"^[Nn][Ii][Ii][Ss][Aa][Nn]$",
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"^[Nn][Ii][Ii](-)[Ss][Aa][Nn]$",
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"^[Nn][Ii][Ss][Ss][Aa][Nn]$",
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"^/[Nn][Ee][Oo][Rr][Aa][Mm][Ee]$",
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"^/[Nn][Aa][Uu]$",
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"^/[Ff][Tt][Tt]$",
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"^/[Ff][Tt][Ff]$",
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"^[Mm]ö[Pp]?$",
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"^[Mm][Ee][Ee][Pp]$",
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"^/[Bb][Aa][Rr][Uu][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo][Ss][Uu]$",
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"^/[Bb][Aa][Ll][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo] [Ee][Ss][Ss][Ii][Gg]$",
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"^[Bb][Aa][Kk][Aa] [Bb][Oo][Tt]$",
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"^[Aa][Hh][Aa].[Pp][Nn][Gg]$",
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"^~?[Pp][Oo][Ii]$",
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"^/[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]$",
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"^[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]$",
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"^/[Kk][Aa][Pp][Pp][Aa]$",
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"[Ii] [Ww][Ii][Ss][Hh] [Ss][Qq][Uu][Ii][Dd][Ss] [Ww][Ee][Rr][Ee] [Rr][Ee][Aa][Ll]",
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"^/[Kk][Ii][Ll][Ll] (.*)",
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"^[Ii][Nn][Ll][Oo][Vv][Ee]$",
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"^[Pp][Ee]$",
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"^[Vv][Aa]$",
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"^[Mm][Uu]$",
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"^/[Ii][Yy][Kk][Ww][Ii][Mm]$"
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}
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function special:action(msg, config, matches)
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local msg_text = msg.text
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local output
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if msg_text:match("[Rr][Ii][Cc][Hh] [Bb][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]") then
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output = 'Akamaru ist nicht reich!'
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elseif msg_text:match("/[Oo][Ll][Dd]") then
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output = 'Deine Mudda is old!'
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elseif msg_text:match("[Nn][Yy][Uu]") then
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utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, download_to_file('http://img.ponywave.de/di/JSXH/nyu.jpg'), nil, msg.message_id)
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return
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elseif msg_text:match("[Nn][Oo][Pp][Ee].[Aa][Vv][Ii]") then
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utilities.send_typing(msg.chat.id, 'upload_video')
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utilities.send_video(msg.chat.id, download_to_file('https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32829149/nope.avi'), nil, msg.message_id)
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return
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elseif msg_text:match("[Nn][Ii][Ii][Ss][Aa][Nn]") or msg_text:match("[Nn][Ii][Ii](-)[Ss][Aa][Nn]") or msg_text:match("[Nn][Ii][Ss][Ss][Aa][Nn]") then
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utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, download_to_file('http://img.ponywave.de/di/XB2T/Nii-san.jpg'), nil, msg.message_id)
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return
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elseif msg_text:match("/[Nn][Ee][Oo][Rr][Aa][Mm][Ee]") then
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utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, download_to_file('http://img.ponywave.de/di/GM93/neorame.jpg'), nil, msg.message_id)
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return
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elseif msg_text:match("[Nn][Aa][Uu]") then
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utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, download_to_file('http://img.ponywave.de/di/V1QH/nau.jpg'), nil, msg.message_id)
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return
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elseif msg_text:match("[Ff][Tt][Tt]") then
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output = [[(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE.
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┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
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┻━┻ ︵ ＼(`0`)/ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
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ಠ_ಠ Child. . .
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ಠ_ಠ Put.
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ಠ__ಠ The tables.
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ಠ___ಠ Back.
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(╮°-°)╮┳━┳
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER]]
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elseif msg_text:match("[Ff][Tt][Ff]") then
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output = [[(╯┳┳)╯︵ ಠ‾ಠ FLIP THAT FATHER.
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ಠ‾ಠ ︵ ヽ(┳┳ヽ) FLIP THIS FATHER.
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ಠ‾ಠ ︵ ＼(┳┳)/ ︵ ಠ‾ಠ FLIP ALL THE FATHERS
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┳━┳ Child. . .
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┳━┳ Put.
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┳━━┳ The Fathers.
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┳━━━┳ Back.
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(╮┳┳)╮ಠ_ಠ
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(╯┳┳)╯︵ ಠ‾ಠ NEVER]]
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elseif msg_text:match("[Mm]ö[Pp]?") or msg_text:match("[Mm][Ee][Ee][Pp]") then
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output = 'se'
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elseif msg_text:match("[Bb][Aa][Rr][Uu][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo][Ss][Uu]") or msg_text:match("[Bb][Aa][Ll][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo] [Ee][Ss][Ss][Ii][Gg]") then
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utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, download_to_file('http://img.ponywave.de/di/0SEY/barusamikosu.jpg'), nil, msg.message_id)
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return
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elseif msg_text:match("[Bb][Aa][Kk][Aa] [Bb][Oo][Tt]") then
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output = 'Gomen\'nasai '..msg.from.first_name..'-sempai 😣'
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elseif msg_text:match("[Aa][Hh][Aa].[Pp][Nn][Gg]") then
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utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, download_to_file('http://img.ponywave.de/di/W97R/aha.png'), nil, msg.message_id)
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return
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elseif msg_text:match("[Pp][Oo][Ii]") then
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utilities.send_document(msg.chat.id, download_to_file('https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32829149/poi.webp'), nil, msg.message_id)
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return
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elseif msg_text:match("/[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]") then
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utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, download_to_file('http://img.ponywave.de/di/N6NO/thyme.jpg'), nil, msg.message_id)
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return
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elseif msg_text:match("[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]") then
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output = 'Hä YOLO?'
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elseif msg_text:match("/[Kk][Aa][Pp][Pp][Aa]") then
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output = [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣬⣥⣽⣿⣧⣤⢀⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠂⢯⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀
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⠀⢨⣽⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠃⠉⠛⣿⣿⠀
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⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣟⢿⠀
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⠀⠀⠩⢿⠀⠀⠶⠾⢿⡿⠉⠿⣿⡿⢟⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣩⣦⣾⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡦⣺⣿⡿⣹⡏⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠅⢄⡀⢈⣻⠟⠀⠀⠀]]
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elseif msg_text:match("[Ii] [Ww][Ii][Ss][Hh] [Ss][Qq][Uu][Ii][Dd][Ss] [Ww][Ee][Rr][Ee] [Rr][Ee][Aa][Ll]") then
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utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, download_to_file('http://img.ponywave.de/di/N03B/squid.jpg'), 'They are', msg.message_id)
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return
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elseif msg_text:match("[Kk][Ii][Ll][Ll]") then
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output = msg.first.first_name..' tötet '..matches[1]
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elseif msg_text:match("[Pp][Ee]") then
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output = 'nis'
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elseif msg_text:match("[Vv][Aa]") then
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output = 'gina'
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elseif msg_text:match("[Mm][Uu]") then
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output = 'schi'
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elseif msg_text:match("/[Ii][Yy][Kk][Ww][Ii][Mm]") then
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output = '(¬‿¬)'
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end
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utilities.send_reply(msg, output)
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end
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return special
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