117 lines
4.5 KiB
Lua
117 lines
4.5 KiB
Lua
local PLUGIN = {}
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PLUGIN.doc = [[
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!slap [victim]
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Slap someone!
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]]
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PLUGIN.triggers = {
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'^!slap'
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}
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function PLUGIN.getSlap(slapper, victim)
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slaps = {
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victim .. " was shot by " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " was pricked to death.",
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victim .. " walked into a cactus while trying to escape " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " drowned.",
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victim .. " drowned whilst trying to escape " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " blew up.",
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victim .. " was blown up by " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " hit the ground too hard.",
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victim .. " fell from a high place.",
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victim .. " fell off a ladder.",
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victim .. " fell into a patch of cacti.",
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victim .. " was doomed to fall by " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " was blown from a high place by " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " was squashed by a falling anvil.",
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victim .. " went up in flames.",
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victim .. " burned to death.",
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victim .. " was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " walked into a fire whilst fighting " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " tried to swim in lava.",
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victim .. " tried to swim in lava while trying to escape " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " was struck by lightning.",
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victim .. " was slain by " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " got finished off by " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " was killed by magic.",
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victim .. " was killed by " .. slapper .. " using magic.",
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victim .. " starved to death.",
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victim .. " suffocated in a wall.",
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victim .. " fell out of the world.",
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victim .. " was knocked into the void by " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " withered away.",
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victim .. " was pummeled by " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " was fragged by " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " was desynchronized.",
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victim .. " was wasted.",
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victim .. " was busted by " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. "'s bones are scraped clean by the desolate wind.",
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victim .. " has died of dysentery.",
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victim .. " fainted.",
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victim .. " is out of usable Pokemon! " .. victim .. " whited out!",
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victim .. " is out of usable Pokemon! " .. victim .. " blacked out!",
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victim .. " whited out!",
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victim .. " blacked out!",
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victim .. " says goodbye to this cruel world.",
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victim .. " got rekt.",
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victim .. " was sawn in half by " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " died. I blame " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " was axe-murdered by " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. "'s melon was split by " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " was slice and diced by " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " was split from crotch to sternum by " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. "'s death put another notch in " .. slapper .. "'s axe.",
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victim .. " died impossibly!",
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victim .. " died from " .. slapper .. "'s mysterious tropical disease.",
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victim .. " escaped infection by dying.",
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victim .. " played hot-potato with a grenade.",
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victim .. " was knifed by " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " fell on his sword.",
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victim .. " ate a grenade.",
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victim .. " practiced being " .. slapper .. "'s clay pigeon.",
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victim .. " is what's for dinner!",
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victim .. " was terminated by " .. slapper .. ".",
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victim .. " was shot before being thrown out of a plane.",
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victim .. " was not invincible.",
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victim .. " has encountered an error.",
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victim .. " died and reincarnated as a goat.",
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slapper .. " threw " .. victim .. " off a building.",
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victim .. " is sleeping with the fishes.",
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victim .. " got a premature burial.",
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slapper .. " replaced all of " .. victim .. "'s music with Nickelback.",
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slapper .. " spammed " .. victim .. "'s email.",
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slapper .. " made " .. victim .. " a knuckle sandwich.",
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slapper .. " slapped " .. victim .. " with pure nothing.",
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slapper .. " hit " .. victim .. " with a small, interstellar spaceship.",
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victim .. " was quickscoped by " .. slapper .. ".",
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slapper .. " put " .. victim .. " in check-mate.",
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slapper .. " encrypted " .. victim .. " and deleted the private key.",
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slapper .. " put " .. victim .. " in the friendzone.",
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slapper .. " slaps " .. victim .. " with a DMCA takedown request!",
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victim .. " became a corpse blanket for " .. slapper .. ".",
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"Death is when the monsters get you. Death comes for " .. victim .. ".",
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"Cowards die many times before their death. " .. victim .. " never tasted death but once."
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}
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return slaps[math.random(#slaps)]
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end
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function PLUGIN.action(msg)
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math.randomseed(os.time())
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local victim = get_input(msg.text)
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if victim then
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slapper = msg.from.first_name
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else
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victim = msg.from.first_name
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slapper = bot.first_name
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end
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local message = PLUGIN.getSlap(slapper, victim)
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send_message(msg.chat.id, latcyr(message))
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end
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return PLUGIN
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