131 lines
4.5 KiB
Lua
Executable File
131 lines
4.5 KiB
Lua
Executable File
local slap = {}
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local utilities = require('utilities')
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slap.command = 'slap [target]'
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slap.doc = [[```
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]]..utilities.CMD_PAT..[[slap [target]
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Slap somebody.
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```]]
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function slap:init()
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slap.triggers = utilities.triggers(self.info.username):t('slap', true).table
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end
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local slaps = {
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'VICTIM was shot by VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM was pricked to death.',
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'VICTIM walked into a cactus while trying to escape VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM drowned.',
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'VICTIM drowned whilst trying to escape VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM blew up.',
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'VICTIM was blown up by VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM hit the ground too hard.',
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'VICTIM fell from a high place.',
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'VICTIM fell off a ladder.',
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'VICTIM fell into a patch of cacti.',
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'VICTIM was doomed to fall by VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM was blown from a high place by VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM was squashed by a falling anvil.',
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'VICTIM went up in flames.',
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'VICTIM burned to death.',
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'VICTIM was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM walked into a fire whilst fighting VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM tried to swim in lava.',
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'VICTIM tried to swim in lava while trying to escape VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM was struck by lightning.',
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'VICTIM was slain by VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM got finished off by VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM was killed by magic.',
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'VICTIM was killed by VICTOR using magic.',
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'VICTIM starved to death.',
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'VICTIM suffocated in a wall.',
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'VICTIM fell out of the world.',
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'VICTIM was knocked into the void by VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM withered away.',
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'VICTIM was pummeled by VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM was fragged by VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM was desynchronized.',
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'VICTIM was wasted.',
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'VICTIM was busted.',
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'VICTIM\'s bones are scraped clean by the desolate wind.',
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'VICTIM has died of dysentery.',
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'VICTIM fainted.',
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'VICTIM is out of usable Pokemon! VICTIM whited out!',
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'VICTIM is out of usable Pokemon! VICTIM blacked out!',
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'VICTIM whited out!',
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'VICTIM blacked out!',
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'VICTIM says goodbye to this cruel world.',
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'VICTIM got rekt.',
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'VICTIM was sawn in half by VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM died. I blame VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM was axe-murdered by VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM\'s melon was split by VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM was slice and diced by VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM was split from crotch to sternum by VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM\'s death put another notch in VICTOR\'s axe.',
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'VICTIM died impossibly!',
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'VICTIM died from VICTOR\'s mysterious tropical disease.',
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'VICTIM escaped infection by dying.',
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'VICTIM played hot-potato with a grenade.',
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'VICTIM was knifed by VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM fell on his sword.',
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'VICTIM ate a grenade.',
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'VICTIM practiced being VICTOR\'s clay pigeon.',
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'VICTIM is what\'s for dinner!',
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'VICTIM was terminated by VICTOR.',
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'VICTIM was shot before being thrown out of a plane.',
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'VICTIM was not invincible.',
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'VICTIM has encountered an error.',
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'VICTIM died and reincarnated as a goat.',
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'VICTOR threw VICTIM off a building.',
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'VICTIM is sleeping with the fishes.',
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'VICTIM got a premature burial.',
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'VICTOR replaced all of VICTIM\'s music with Nickelback.',
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'VICTOR spammed VICTIM\'s email.',
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'VICTOR made VICTIM a knuckle sandwich.',
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'VICTOR slapped VICTIM with pure nothing.',
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'VICTOR hit VICTIM with a small, interstellar spaceship.',
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'VICTIM was quickscoped by VICTOR.',
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'VICTOR put VICTIM in check-mate.',
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'VICTOR RSA-encrypted VICTIM and deleted the private key.',
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'VICTOR put VICTIM in the friendzone.',
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'VICTOR slaps VICTIM with a DMCA takedown request!',
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'VICTIM became a corpse blanket for VICTOR.',
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'Death is when the monsters get you. Death comes for VICTIM.',
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'Cowards die many times before their death. VICTIM never tasted death but once.',
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'VICTIM died of hospital gangrene.',
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'VICTIM got a house call from Doctor VICTOR.',
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'VICTOR beheaded VICTIM.',
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'VICTIM got stoned...by an angry mob.',
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'VICTOR sued the pants off VICTIM.',
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'VICTIM was impeached.',
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'VICTIM was one-hit KO\'d by VICTOR.',
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'VICTOR sent VICTIM to /dev/null.',
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'VICTOR sent VICTIM down the memory hole.'
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}
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function slap:action(msg)
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local victor = self.database.users[msg.from.id_str]
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local victim = utilities.user_from_message(self, msg, true)
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local input = utilities.input(msg.text)
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local victim_name = victim.nickname or victim.first_name or input
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local victor_name = victor.nickname or victor.first_name
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if not victim_name or victim_name == victor_name then
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victim_name = victor_name
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victor_name = self.info.first_name
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end
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local output = slaps[math.random(#slaps)]
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output = output:gsub('VICTIM', victim_name)
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output = output:gsub('VICTOR', victor_name)
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output = utilities.char.zwnj .. output
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utilities.send_message(self, msg.chat.id, output)
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end
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return slap
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