2015-06-16 21:42:51 +02:00
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-- Dirty code is dirty code, but idc
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-- later: yolo, aha.png, baka_bot, barusamikosu, frosch, moepse
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function run(msg, matches)
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if string.match(msg.text, "^[R|r][I|i][C|c][H|h] [B|b][I|i][T|t][C|c][H|h]$") then
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return 'Akamaru ist nicht reich!'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^#[O|o][L|l][D|d]$") then
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return 'Deine Mudda is old!'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][Y|y][U|u]$") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/nyu.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][O|o][P|p][E|e].[A|a][V|v][I|i]$") then
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send_video(get_receiver(msg), "videos/nope.avi", ok_cb, false)
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return 'Video wird gesendet...'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][I|i][I|i][S|s][A|a][N|n]$") or string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][I|i][I|i](-)[S|s][A|a][N|n]$") or string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][I|i][S|s][S|s][A|a][N|n]$") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/Nii-san.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[N|n][E|e][O|o][R|r][A|a][M|m][E|e]$") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/neorame.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[N|n][A|a][U|u]$") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/nau.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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2015-07-02 21:43:24 +02:00
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[F|f][T|t][T|t]$") then
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return [[(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE.
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┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
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┻━┻ ︵ ＼(`0`)/ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
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ಠ_ಠ Child. . .
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ಠ_ಠ Put.
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ಠ__ಠ The tables.
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ಠ___ಠ Back.
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(╮°-°)╮┳━┳
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER]]
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2015-07-03 14:48:01 +02:00
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[N|n][B|b][C|c]$") then
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return [[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]]
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[I|i][D|d][C|c]$") then
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return [[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]]
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[L|l][F|f]$") then
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return '(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[L|l][O|o][D|d]$") then
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return 'ಠ_ಠ'
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2015-07-02 21:43:24 +02:00
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end
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2015-06-16 21:42:51 +02:00
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end
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return {
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2015-07-02 21:43:24 +02:00
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description = "Ein Plugin mit nutzlosen Befehlen",
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2015-06-16 21:42:51 +02:00
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usage = {""},
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patterns = {"^[R|r][I|i][C|c][H|h] [B|b][I|i][T|t][C|c][H|h]$",
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"^#[O|o][L|l][D|d]$",
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"^[N|n][Y|y][U|u]$",
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"^[N|n][O|o][P|p][E|e].[A|a][V|v][I|i]$",
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"^[N|n][I|i][I|i][S|s][A|a][N|n]$",
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"^[N|n][I|i][I|i](-)[S|s][A|a][N|n]$",
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"^[N|n][I|i][S|s][S|s][A|a][N|n]$",
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"^/[N|n][E|e][O|o][R|r][A|a][M|m][E|e]$",
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2015-07-02 21:43:24 +02:00
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"^/[N|n][A|a][U|u]$",
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2015-07-03 14:48:01 +02:00
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"^/[F|f][T|t][T|t]$",
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"^/[N|n][B|b][C|c]$",
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"^/[I|i][D|d][C|c]$",
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"^/[L|l][F|f]$",
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"^/[L|l][O|o][D|d]$"
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2015-06-16 21:42:51 +02:00
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},
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run = run
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}
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--by Akamaru [https://ponywave.de]
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