Mikubot/plugins/special.lua

-- Dirty code is dirty code, but idc

require "socket"

function sleep(sec)
    socket.select(nil, nil, sec)
end

function run(msg, matches)
  local user_name = get_name(msg)

    if string.match(msg.text, "[Rr][Ii][Cc][Hh] [Bb][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]") then
	return 'Akamaru ist nicht reich!'
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Oo][Ll][Dd]") then
	return 'Deine Mudda is old!'
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Yy][Uu]") then
	send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/nyu.jpg", ok_cb, false)
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Oo][Pp][Ee].[Aa][Vv][Ii]") then
	send_video(get_receiver(msg), "videos/nope.avi", ok_cb, false)
	return 'Video wird gesendet...'
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Ii][Ii][Ss][Aa][Nn]") or string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Ii][Ii](-)[Ss][Aa][Nn]") or string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Ii][Ss][Ss][Aa][Nn]") then
	send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/Nii-san.jpg", ok_cb, false)
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Ee][Oo][Rr][Aa][Mm][Ee]") then
	send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/neorame.jpg", ok_cb, false)
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Aa][Uu]") then
	send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/nau.jpg", ok_cb, false)
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ff][Tt][Tt]") then
	return [[(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
┻━┻ ︵ ＼(`0`)/ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
ಠ_ಠ Child. . .
ಠ_ಠ Put.
ಠ__ಠ The tables.
ಠ___ಠ Back.
(╮°-°)╮┳━┳
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER]]

    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ff][Tt][Ff]") then
	return [[(╯┳┳)╯︵ ಠ‾ಠ FLIP THAT FATHER.
ಠ‾ಠ ︵ ヽ(┳┳ヽ) FLIP THIS FATHER.
ಠ‾ಠ ︵ ＼(┳┳)/ ︵ ಠ‾ಠ FLIP ALL THE FATHERS
┳━┳ Child. . .
┳━┳ Put.
┳━━┳ The Fathers.
┳━━━┳ Back.
(╮┳┳)╮ಠ_ಠ
(╯┳┳)╯︵ ಠ‾ಠ NEVER]]

    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Bb][Cc]") or string.match(msg.text, "[Ii][Dd][Cc]") then
	return [[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]]
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ll][Ff]") then
	return '( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ll][Oo][Dd]") then
	return 'ಠ_ಠ'
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Mm]ö[Pp]?") or string.match(msg.text, "[Mm][Ee][Ee][Pp]") then
	return 'se'
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ff][Rr][Oo][Ss][Cc][Hh]") then
	return '🐸🐸🐸'
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Bb][Aa][Rr][Uu][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo][Ss][Uu]") or string.match(msg.text, "[Bb][Aa][Ll][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo] [Ee][Ss][Ss][Ii][Gg]") then
	send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/luckystar/barusamikosu.jpg", ok_cb, false)
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Bb][Aa][Kk][Aa] [Bb][Oo][Tt]") then
	return "Gomen'nasai "..user_name.."-sempai 😣"
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Aa][Hh][Aa].[Pp][Nn][Gg]") then
	send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/aha.png", ok_cb, false)
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Pp][Oo][Ii]") then
	send_document(get_receiver(msg), "sticker/poi.webp", ok_cb, false)
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]") then
	send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/thyme.jpg", ok_cb, false)
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]") then
	return 'Hä YOLO?'
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Kk][Aa][Pp][Pp][Aa]") then
       return [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣬⣥⣽⣿⣧⣤⢀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠂⢯⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀
⠀⢨⣽⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠃⠉⠛⣿⣿⠀
⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣟⢿⠀
⠀⠀⠩⢿⠀⠀⠶⠾⢿⡿⠉⠿⣿⡿⢟⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣩⣦⣾⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡦⣺⣿⡿⣹⡏⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠅⢄⡀⢈⣻⠟⠀⠀⠀]]

    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ii] [Ww][Ii][Ss][Hh] [Ss][Qq][Uu][Ii][Dd][Ss] [Ww][Ee][Rr][Ee] [Rr][Ee][Aa][Ll]") then
	send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/squid.jpg", ok_cb, false)
	--sleep(2)
	return 'They are'
	
    --elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ff][Gg][Tt]") then
	--return 'Deine Mudda is fgt!'
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Kk][Ii][Ll][Ll]") then
	return user_name..' tötet '..matches[1]
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ii][Nn][Ll][Oo][Vv][Ee]") then
	send_document(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/inlove.gif", ok_cb, false)
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Pp][Ee]") then
	return 'nis'
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Vv][Aa]") then
	return 'gina'
	
    elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Mm][Uu]") then
	return 'schi'
	
	elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ii][Yy][Kk][Ww][Ii][Mm]") then
	return '(¬‿¬)'
	
	end
end

return {
    description = "Ein Plugin mit nutzlosen Befehlen",
    usage = {""},
    patterns = {"[Rr][Ii][Cc][Hh] [Bb][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]",
				"^#[Oo][Ll][Dd]$",
				"^[Nn][Yy][Uu]$",
				"^[Nn][Oo][Pp][Ee].[Aa][Vv][Ii]$",
				"^[Nn][Ii][Ii][Ss][Aa][Nn]$",
				"^[Nn][Ii][Ii](-)[Ss][Aa][Nn]$",
				"^[Nn][Ii][Ss][Ss][Aa][Nn]$",
				"^/[Nn][Ee][Oo][Rr][Aa][Mm][Ee]$",
				"^/[Nn][Aa][Uu]$",
				"^/[Ff][Tt][Tt]$",
				"^/[Ff][Tt][Ff]$",
				"^/[Nn][Bb][Cc]$",
				"^/[Ii][Dd][Cc]$",
				"^/[Ll][Ff]$",
				"^/[Ll][Oo][Dd]$",
				"^[Mm]ö[Pp]?$",
				"^[Mm][Ee][Ee][Pp]$",
				"^/[Ff][Rr][Oo][Ss][Cc][Hh]$",
				"^/[Bb][Aa][Rr][Uu][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo][Ss][Uu]$",
				"^/[Bb][Aa][Ll][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo] [Ee][Ss][Ss][Ii][Gg]$",
				"^[Bb][Aa][Kk][Aa] [Bb][Oo][Tt]$",
				"^[Aa][Hh][Aa].[Pp][Nn][Gg]$",
				"^~?[Pp][Oo][Ii]$",
				"^/[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]$",
				"^[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]$",
				"^/[Kk][Aa][Pp][Pp][Aa]$",
				"[Ii] [Ww][Ii][Ss][Hh] [Ss][Qq][Uu][Ii][Dd][Ss] [Ww][Ee][Rr][Ee] [Rr][Ee][Aa][Ll]",
				--"[Ff][Gg][Tt]",
				"^/[Kk][Ii][Ll][Ll] (.*)",
				"^[Ii][Nn][Ll][Oo][Vv][Ee]$",
				"^[Pp][Ee]$",
				"^[Vv][Aa]$",
				"^[Mm][Uu]$",
				"^/[Ii][Yy][Kk][Ww][Ii][Mm]$"
				},
    run = run
}
--by Akamaru [https://ponywave.de]