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Mikubot/plugins/special.lua

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-- Dirty code is dirty code, but idc
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require "socket"
function sleep(sec)
socket.select(nil, nil, sec)
end
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function run(msg, matches)
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local user_name = get_name(msg)
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if string.match(msg.text, "[Rr][Ii][Cc][Hh] [Bb][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]") then
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return 'Akamaru ist nicht reich!'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Oo][Ll][Dd]") then
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return 'Deine Mudda is old!'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Yy][Uu]") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/nyu.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Oo][Pp][Ee].[Aa][Vv][Ii]") then
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send_video(get_receiver(msg), "videos/nope.avi", ok_cb, false)
return 'Video wird gesendet...'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Ii][Ii][Ss][Aa][Nn]") or string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Ii][Ii](-)[Ss][Aa][Nn]") or string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Ii][Ss][Ss][Aa][Nn]") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/Nii-san.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Ee][Oo][Rr][Aa][Mm][Ee]") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/neorame.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Aa][Uu]") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/nau.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ff][Tt][Tt]") then
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return [[(°°) FLIP THAT TABLE.
(°°) FLIP THIS TABLE.
(`0`)/ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
_ಠ Child. . .
_ಠ Put.
__ಠ The tables.
___ಠ Back.
(°-°)
(°°) NEVER]]
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ff][Tt][Ff]") then
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return [[() FLIP THAT FATHER.
() FLIP THIS FATHER.
()/ FLIP ALL THE FATHERS
Child. . .
Put.
The Fathers.
Back.
()_ಠ
() NEVER]]
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Bb][Cc]") or string.match(msg.text, "[Ii][Dd][Cc]") then
return [[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]]
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ll][Ff]") then
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return '( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ll][Oo][Dd]") then
return 'ಠ_ಠ'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Mm]ö[Pp]?") or string.match(msg.text, "[Mm][Ee][Ee][Pp]") then
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return 'se'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ff][Rr][Oo][Ss][Cc][Hh]") then
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return '🐸🐸🐸'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Bb][Aa][Rr][Uu][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo][Ss][Uu]") or string.match(msg.text, "[Bb][Aa][Ll][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo] [Ee][Ss][Ss][Ii][Gg]") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/luckystar/barusamikosu.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Bb][Aa][Kk][Aa] [Bb][Oo][Tt]") then
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return "Gomen'nasai "..user_name.."-sempai 😣"
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Aa][Hh][Aa].[Pp][Nn][Gg]") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/aha.png", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Pp][Oo][Ii]") then
send_document(get_receiver(msg), "sticker/poi.webp", ok_cb, false)
elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/thyme.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]") then
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return 'Hä YOLO?'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Kk][Aa][Pp][Pp][Aa]") then
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return [[
]]
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ii] [Ww][Ii][Ss][Hh] [Ss][Qq][Uu][Ii][Dd][Ss] [Ww][Ee][Rr][Ee] [Rr][Ee][Aa][Ll]") then
send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/squid.jpg", ok_cb, false)
--sleep(2)
return 'They are'
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--elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ff][Gg][Tt]") then
--return 'Deine Mudda is fgt!'
elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Kk][Ii][Ll][Ll]") then
return user_name..' tötet '..matches[1]
elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ii][Nn][Ll][Oo][Vv][Ee]") then
send_document(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/inlove.gif", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Pp][Ee]") then
return 'nis'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Vv][Aa]") then
return 'gina'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Mm][Uu]") then
return 'schi'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ii][Yy][Kk][Ww][Ii][Mm]") then
return '(¬‿¬)'
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end
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end
return {
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description = "Ein Plugin mit nutzlosen Befehlen",
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usage = {""},
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patterns = {"[Rr][Ii][Cc][Hh] [Bb][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]",
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"^#[Oo][Ll][Dd]$",
"^[Nn][Yy][Uu]$",
"^[Nn][Oo][Pp][Ee].[Aa][Vv][Ii]$",
"^[Nn][Ii][Ii][Ss][Aa][Nn]$",
"^[Nn][Ii][Ii](-)[Ss][Aa][Nn]$",
"^[Nn][Ii][Ss][Ss][Aa][Nn]$",
"^#[Nn][Ee][Oo][Rr][Aa][Mm][Ee]$",
"^#[Nn][Aa][Uu]$",
"^#[Ff][Tt][Tt]$",
"^#[Ff][Tt][Ff]$",
"^#[Nn][Bb][Cc]$",
"^#[Ii][Dd][Cc]$",
"^#[Ll][Ff]$",
"^#[Ll][Oo][Dd]$",
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"^[Mm]ö[Pp]?$",
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"^[Mm][Ee][Ee][Pp]$",
"^#[Ff][Rr][Oo][Ss][Cc][Hh]$",
"^#[Bb][Aa][Rr][Uu][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo][Ss][Uu]$",
"^#[Bb][Aa][Ll][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo] [Ee][Ss][Ss][Ii][Gg]$",
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"^[Bb][Aa][Kk][Aa] [Bb][Oo][Tt]$",
"^[Aa][Hh][Aa].[Pp][Nn][Gg]$",
"^~?[Pp][Oo][Ii]$",
"^#[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]$",
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"^[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]$",
"^#[Kk][Aa][Pp][Pp][Aa]$",
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"[Ii] [Ww][Ii][Ss][Hh] [Ss][Qq][Uu][Ii][Dd][Ss] [Ww][Ee][Rr][Ee] [Rr][Ee][Aa][Ll]",
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--"[Ff][Gg][Tt]",
"^#[Kk][Ii][Ll][Ll] (.*)",
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"^[Ii][Nn][Ll][Oo][Vv][Ee]$",
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"^[Pp][Ee]$",
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"^[Vv][Aa]$",
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"^[Mm][Uu]$",
"^#[Ii][Yy][Kk][Ww][Ii][Mm]$"
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},
run = run
}
--by Akamaru [https://ponywave.de]