107 lines
4.6 KiB
Lua
107 lines
4.6 KiB
Lua
-- Dirty code is dirty code, but idc
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-- later: yolo, aha.png, baka_bot, barusamikosu, frosch, moepse
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function run(msg, matches)
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local user_name = get_name(msg)
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if string.match(msg.text, "^[R|r][I|i][C|c][H|h] [B|b][I|i][T|t][C|c][H|h]$") then
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return 'Akamaru ist nicht reich!'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^#[O|o][L|l][D|d]$") then
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return 'Deine Mudda is old!'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][Y|y][U|u]$") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/nyu.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][O|o][P|p][E|e].[A|a][V|v][I|i]$") then
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send_video(get_receiver(msg), "videos/nope.avi", ok_cb, false)
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return 'Video wird gesendet...'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][I|i][I|i][S|s][A|a][N|n]$") or string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][I|i][I|i](-)[S|s][A|a][N|n]$") or string.match(msg.text, "^[N|n][I|i][S|s][S|s][A|a][N|n]$") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/Nii-san.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[N|n][E|e][O|o][R|r][A|a][M|m][E|e]$") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/neorame.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[N|n][A|a][U|u]$") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/nau.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[F|f][T|t][T|t]$") then
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return [[(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE.
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┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
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┻━┻ ︵ ＼(`0`)/ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
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ಠ_ಠ Child. . .
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ಠ_ಠ Put.
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ಠ__ಠ The tables.
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ಠ___ಠ Back.
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(╮°-°)╮┳━┳
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER]]
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[F|f][T|t][F|f]$") then
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return [[(╯┳┳)╯︵ ಠ‾ಠ FLIP THAT FATHER.
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ಠ‾ಠ ︵ ヽ(┳┳ヽ) FLIP THIS FATHER.
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ಠ‾ಠ ︵ ＼(┳┳)/ ︵ ಠ‾ಠ FLIP ALL THE FATHERS
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┳━┳ Child. . .
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┳━┳ Put.
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┳━━┳ The Fathers.
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┳━━━┳ Back.
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(╮┳┳)╮ಠ_ಠ
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(╯┳┳)╯︵ ಠ‾ಠ NEVER]]
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[N|n][B|b][C|c]$") or string.match(msg.text, "^/[I|i][D|d][C|c]$") then
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return [[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]]
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[L|l][F|f]$") then
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return '( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[L|l][O|o][D|d]$") then
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return 'ಠ_ಠ'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^möp$") then
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return 'se'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[F|f][R|r][O|o][S|s][C|c][H|h]$") then
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return '🐸🐸🐸'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/barusamiko$") or string.match(msg.text, "^/barusamikosu$") or string.match(msg.text, "^/Balsamiko Essig$") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/luckystar/barusamikosu.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[B|b][A|a][K|k][A|a] [B|b][O|o][T|t]$") then
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return "Gomen'nasai "..user_name.."-sempai 😣"
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[A|a][H|h][A|a].[P|p][N|n][G|g]$") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/aha.png", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^~?[P|p][O||o][I|i]$") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/poi.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]$") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/thyme.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]$") then
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return 'Hä YOLO?'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "^/[Kk][Aa][Pp][Pp][Aa]$") then
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return [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣬⣥⣽⣿⣧⣤⢀⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠂⢯⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀
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⠀⢨⣽⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠃⠉⠛⣿⣿⠀
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⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣟⢿⠀
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⠀⠀⠩⢿⠀⠀⠶⠾⢿⡿⠉⠿⣿⡿⢟⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣩⣦⣾⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡦⣺⣿⡿⣹⡏⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠅⢄⡀⢈⣻⠟⠀⠀⠀]]
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end
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end
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return {
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description = "Ein Plugin mit nutzlosen Befehlen",
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usage = {""},
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patterns = {"^[R|r][I|i][C|c][H|h] [B|b][I|i][T|t][C|c][H|h]$",
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"^#[O|o][L|l][D|d]$",
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"^[N|n][Y|y][U|u]$",
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"^[N|n][O|o][P|p][E|e].[A|a][V|v][I|i]$",
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"^[N|n][I|i][I|i][S|s][A|a][N|n]$",
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"^[N|n][I|i][I|i](-)[S|s][A|a][N|n]$",
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"^[N|n][I|i][S|s][S|s][A|a][N|n]$",
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"^/[N|n][E|e][O|o][R|r][A|a][M|m][E|e]$",
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"^/[N|n][A|a][U|u]$",
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"^/[F|f][T|t][T|t]$",
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"^/[F|f][T|t][F|f]$",
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"^/[N|n][B|b][C|c]$",
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"^/[I|i][D|d][C|c]$",
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"^/[L|l][F|f]$",
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"^/[L|l][O|o][D|d]$",
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"^möp$",
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"^/[F|f][R|r][O|o][S|s][C|c][H|h]$",
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"^/barusamiko$",
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"^/barusamikosu$",
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"^/Balsamiko Essig$",
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"^[B|b][A|a][K|k][A|a] [B|b][O|o][T|t]$",
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"^[A|a][H|h][A|a].[P|p][N|n][G|g]$",
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"^~?[P|p][O||o][I|i]$",
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"^/[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]$",
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"^[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]$",
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"^/[Kk][Aa][Pp][Pp][Aa]$"
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},
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run = run
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}
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--by Akamaru [https://ponywave.de] |