168 lines
5.7 KiB
Lua
168 lines
5.7 KiB
Lua
-- Dirty code is dirty code, but idc
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require "socket"
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function sleep(sec)
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socket.select(nil, nil, sec)
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end
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function run(msg, matches)
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local user_name = get_name(msg)
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if string.match(msg.text, "[Rr][Ii][Cc][Hh] [Bb][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]") then
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return 'Akamaru ist nicht reich!'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Oo][Ll][Dd]") then
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return 'Deine Mudda is old!'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Yy][Uu]") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/nyu.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Oo][Pp][Ee].[Aa][Vv][Ii]") then
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send_video(get_receiver(msg), "videos/nope.avi", ok_cb, false)
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return 'Video wird gesendet...'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Ii][Ii][Ss][Aa][Nn]") or string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Ii][Ii](-)[Ss][Aa][Nn]") or string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Ii][Ss][Ss][Aa][Nn]") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/Nii-san.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Ee][Oo][Rr][Aa][Mm][Ee]") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/neorame.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Aa][Uu]") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/nau.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ff][Tt][Tt]") then
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return [[(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE.
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┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE.
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┻━┻ ︵ ＼(`0`)/ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
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ಠ_ಠ Child. . .
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ಠ_ಠ Put.
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ಠ__ಠ The tables.
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ಠ___ಠ Back.
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(╮°-°)╮┳━┳
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER]]
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ff][Tt][Ff]") then
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return [[(╯┳┳)╯︵ ಠ‾ಠ FLIP THAT FATHER.
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ಠ‾ಠ ︵ ヽ(┳┳ヽ) FLIP THIS FATHER.
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ಠ‾ಠ ︵ ＼(┳┳)/ ︵ ಠ‾ಠ FLIP ALL THE FATHERS
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┳━┳ Child. . .
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┳━┳ Put.
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┳━━┳ The Fathers.
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┳━━━┳ Back.
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(╮┳┳)╮ಠ_ಠ
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(╯┳┳)╯︵ ಠ‾ಠ NEVER]]
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Nn][Bb][Cc]") or string.match(msg.text, "[Ii][Dd][Cc]") then
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return [[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]]
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ll][Ff]") then
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return '( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ll][Oo][Dd]") then
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return 'ಠ_ಠ'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Mm]ö[Pp]?") or string.match(msg.text, "[Mm][Ee][Ee][Pp]") then
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return 'se'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ff][Rr][Oo][Ss][Cc][Hh]") then
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return '🐸🐸🐸'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Bb][Aa][Rr][Uu][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo][Ss][Uu]") or string.match(msg.text, "[Bb][Aa][Ll][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo] [Ee][Ss][Ss][Ii][Gg]") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/luckystar/barusamikosu.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Bb][Aa][Kk][Aa] [Bb][Oo][Tt]") then
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return "Gomen'nasai "..user_name.."-sempai 😣"
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Aa][Hh][Aa].[Pp][Nn][Gg]") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/aha.png", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Pp][Oo][Ii]") then
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send_document(get_receiver(msg), "sticker/poi.webp", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/thyme.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]") then
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return 'Hä YOLO?'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Kk][Aa][Pp][Pp][Aa]") then
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return [[⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣬⣥⣽⣿⣧⣤⢀⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠂⢯⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀
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⠀⢨⣽⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠃⠉⠛⣿⣿⠀
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⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣟⢿⠀
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⠀⠀⠩⢿⠀⠀⠶⠾⢿⡿⠉⠿⣿⡿⢟⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣩⣦⣾⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡦⣺⣿⡿⣹⡏⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠅⢄⡀⢈⣻⠟⠀⠀⠀]]
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ii] [Ww][Ii][Ss][Hh] [Ss][Qq][Uu][Ii][Dd][Ss] [Ww][Ee][Rr][Ee] [Rr][Ee][Aa][Ll]") then
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send_photo(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/squid.jpg", ok_cb, false)
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--sleep(2)
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return 'They are'
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--elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ff][Gg][Tt]") then
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--return 'Deine Mudda is fgt!'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Kk][Ii][Ll][Ll]") then
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return user_name..' tötet '..matches[1]
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ii][Nn][Ll][Oo][Vv][Ee]") then
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send_document(get_receiver(msg), "pictures/inlove.gif", ok_cb, false)
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Pp][Ee]") then
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return 'nis'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Vv][Aa]") then
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return 'gina'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Mm][Uu]") then
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return 'schi'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Ii][Yy][Kk][Ww][Ii][Mm]") then
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return '(¬‿¬)'
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end
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end
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return {
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description = "Ein Plugin mit nutzlosen Befehlen",
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usage = {""},
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patterns = {"[Rr][Ii][Cc][Hh] [Bb][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]",
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"^#[Oo][Ll][Dd]$",
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"^[Nn][Yy][Uu]$",
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"^[Nn][Oo][Pp][Ee].[Aa][Vv][Ii]$",
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"^[Nn][Ii][Ii][Ss][Aa][Nn]$",
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"^[Nn][Ii][Ii](-)[Ss][Aa][Nn]$",
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"^[Nn][Ii][Ss][Ss][Aa][Nn]$",
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"^#[Nn][Ee][Oo][Rr][Aa][Mm][Ee]$",
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"^#[Nn][Aa][Uu]$",
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"^#[Ff][Tt][Tt]$",
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"^#[Ff][Tt][Ff]$",
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"^#[Nn][Bb][Cc]$",
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"^#[Ii][Dd][Cc]$",
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"^#[Ll][Ff]$",
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"^#[Ll][Oo][Dd]$",
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"^[Mm]ö[Pp]?$",
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"^[Mm][Ee][Ee][Pp]$",
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"^#[Ff][Rr][Oo][Ss][Cc][Hh]$",
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"^#[Bb][Aa][Rr][Uu][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo][Ss][Uu]$",
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"^#[Bb][Aa][Ll][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo] [Ee][Ss][Ss][Ii][Gg]$",
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"^[Bb][Aa][Kk][Aa] [Bb][Oo][Tt]$",
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"^[Aa][Hh][Aa].[Pp][Nn][Gg]$",
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"^~?[Pp][Oo][Ii]$",
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"^#[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]$",
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"^[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]$",
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"^#[Kk][Aa][Pp][Pp][Aa]$",
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"[Ii] [Ww][Ii][Ss][Hh] [Ss][Qq][Uu][Ii][Dd][Ss] [Ww][Ee][Rr][Ee] [Rr][Ee][Aa][Ll]",
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--"[Ff][Gg][Tt]",
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"^#[Kk][Ii][Ll][Ll] (.*)",
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"^[Ii][Nn][Ll][Oo][Vv][Ee]$",
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"^[Pp][Ee]$",
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"^[Vv][Aa]$",
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"^[Mm][Uu]$",
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"^#[Ii][Yy][Kk][Ww][Ii][Mm]$"
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},
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run = run
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}
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--by Akamaru [https://ponywave.de] |