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Mikubot-2/miku/plugins/special.lua

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local special = {}
special.triggers = {
"[Rr][Ii][Cc][Hh] [Bb][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]",
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"[Mm]ö[Dd][Cc][Hh][Ee][Nn]",
"[Mm]Ö[Dd][Cc][Hh][Ee][Nn]",
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"^[Mm][Ii][Kk][Uu]%??$",
"^/[Oo][Ll][Dd]$",
"^[Nn][Yy][Uu]$",
"^[Nn][Ii][Ii][Ss][Aa][Nn]$",
"^[Nn][Ii][Ii](-)[Ss][Aa][Nn]$",
"^[Nn][Ii][Ss][Ss][Aa][Nn]$",
"^/[Nn][Ee][Oo][Rr][Aa][Mm][Ee]$",
"^/[Ff][Tt][Tt]$",
"^/[Ff][Tt][Ff]$",
"^[Mm]ö[Pp]?$",
"^[Mm][Ee][Ee][Pp]$",
"^/[Bb][Aa][Rr][Uu][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo][Ss][Uu]$",
"^/[Bb][Aa][Ll][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo] [Ee][Ss][Ss][Ii][Gg]$",
"^[Bb][Aa][Kk][Aa] [Bb][Oo][Tt]$",
"^[Aa][Hh][Aa].[Pp][Nn][Gg]$",
"^~?[Pp][Oo][Ii]$",
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"^[Yy][Oo][Ss][Hh][Ii] [Dd][Aa][Nn][Cc][Ee] [Gg][Ll][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]",
"^[Yy][Oo][Ss][Hh][Ii] [Dd][Aa][Nn][Cc][Ee]",
"^[Nn][Oo][Pp][Ee].[Aa][Vv][Ii]",
"^[Kk][Uu][Mm][Aa] [Ss][Cc]?[Hh][Oo][Cc][Kk]",
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"^[Ss][Uu][Gg][Oo][Ii] [Dd][Ee][Ss][Uu] [Nn][Ee]",
"^[Nn][Aa][Nn][Oo] [Hh][Aa][Kk][Aa][Ss][Ee]$",
"^/[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]$",
"^[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]$",
"^[Ii] [Ww][Ii][Ss][Hh] [Ss][Qq][Uu][Ii][Dd][Ss] [Ww][Ee][Rr][Ee] [Rr][Ee][Aa][Ll]$",
"^/[Kk][Ii][Ll][Ll] (.*)",
"^[Pp][Ee]$",
"^[Vv][Aa]$",
"^[Mm][Uu]$",
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"^/[Ii][Yy][Kk][Ww][Ii][Mm]$",
"^/%)$",
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"^%(\\$",
"^/[Ss][Cc][Hh][Ee][Ll][Ll][Ee]$",
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"^[Pp][Ii][Nn][Gg]$",
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"^[Dd][Aa][Ss] [Ii][Ss][Tt]? [Nn][Ii][Cc][Hh][Tt]? [Ll][Uu][Ss][Tt][Ii][Gg]!?$",
"/[Bb][Ll][Uu][Ee][Tt][Ee][Xx][Tt]",
"/[Ll][Mm][Gg][Tt][Ff][Yy] (.*)"
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}
function special:action(msg, config, matches)
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local user_name = get_name(msg)
local msg_text = msg.text
local output
if msg_text:match("[Rr][Ii][Cc][Hh] [Bb][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]") then
output = 'Akamaru ist nicht reich!'
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elseif msg_text:match("[Mm]ö[Dd][Cc][Hh][Ee][Nn]") or msg_text:match("[Mm]Ö[Dd][Cc][Hh][Ee][Nn]") then
output = 'Es heißt MÄDCHEN!'
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elseif string.match(msg.text, "[Mm][Ii][Kk][Uu]%??") then
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local alive_answers = {'Ja?','Was gibts, '..user_name..'?','Ja '..user_name..', was ist?', 'Ich bin noch da.', user_name, 'Nein!','So heiße ich', 'Nerv mich nicht!','Was.'}
local random_alive = math.random(9)
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output = alive_answers[random_alive]
elseif msg_text:match("/[Oo][Ll][Dd]") then
output = 'Deine Mudda is old!'
elseif msg_text:match("[Nn][Yy][Uu]") then
utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, 'http://img.ponywave.de/di/JSXH/nyu.jpg', nil, msg.message_id)
return
elseif msg_text:match("[Nn][Ii][Ii][Ss][Aa][Nn]") or msg_text:match("[Nn][Ii][Ii](-)[Ss][Aa][Nn]") or msg_text:match("[Nn][Ii][Ss][Ss][Aa][Nn]") then
utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, 'http://img.ponywave.de/di/XB2T/Nii-san.jpg', nil, msg.message_id)
return
elseif msg_text:match("/[Nn][Ee][Oo][Rr][Aa][Mm][Ee]") then
utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, 'http://img.ponywave.de/di/GM93/neorame.jpg', nil, msg.message_id)
return
elseif msg_text:match("[Ff][Tt][Tt]") then
output = [[(°°) FLIP THAT TABLE.
(°°) FLIP THIS TABLE.
(`0`)/ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
_ಠ Child. . .
_ಠ Put.
__ಠ The tables.
___ಠ Back.
(°-°)
(°°) NEVER]]
elseif msg_text:match("[Ff][Tt][Ff]") then
output = [[() FLIP THAT FATHER.
() FLIP THIS FATHER.
()/ FLIP ALL THE FATHERS
Child. . .
Put.
The Fathers.
Back.
()_ಠ
() NEVER]]
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elseif msg_text:match("^[Mm]ö[Pp]?$") or msg_text:match("[Mm][Ee][Ee][Pp]") then
output = 'se'
elseif msg_text:match("[Bb][Aa][Rr][Uu][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo][Ss][Uu]") or msg_text:match("[Bb][Aa][Ll][Ss][Aa][Mm][Ii][Kk][Oo] [Ee][Ss][Ss][Ii][Gg]") then
utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, 'http://img.ponywave.de/di/0SEY/barusamikosu.jpg', nil, msg.message_id)
return
elseif msg_text:match("[Bb][Aa][Kk][Aa] [Bb][Oo][Tt]") then
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output = 'Gomen\'nasai '..msg.from.first_name..'-senpai 😣'
elseif msg_text:match("[Aa][Hh][Aa].[Pp][Nn][Gg]") then
utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, 'http://img.ponywave.de/di/W97R/aha.png', nil, msg.message_id)
return
elseif msg_text:match("[Pp][Oo][Ii]") then
utilities.send_document(msg.chat.id, 'http://code.ponywave.de/workspace/test/fuck/poi.webp', nil, msg.message_id)
return
elseif msg_text:match("[Yy][Oo][Ss][Hh][Ii] [Dd][Aa][Nn][Cc][Ee] [Gg][Ll][Ii][Tt][Cc][Hh]") then
utilities.send_video(msg.chat.id, 'http://code.ponywave.de/workspace/test/fuck/YOSHI_DANCE_GLITCH.mp4', nil, msg.message_id)
return
elseif msg_text:match("[Yy][Oo][Ss][Hh][Ii] [Dd][Aa][Nn][Cc][Ee]") then
utilities.send_video(msg.chat.id, 'http://code.ponywave.de/workspace/test/fuck/YOSHI_DANCE.mp4', 'YOSHI DANCE!', msg.message_id)
return
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elseif msg_text:match("[Nn][Oo][Pp][Ee].[Aa][Vv][Ii]") then
utilities.send_video(msg.chat.id, 'http://code.ponywave.de/workspace/test/fuck/nope.mp4', nil, msg.message_id)
return
elseif msg_text:match("[Kk][Uu][Mm][Aa] [Ss][Cc]?[Hh][Oo][Cc][Kk]") then
utilities.send_video(msg.chat.id, 'http://code.ponywave.de/workspace/test/fuck/KUMA_SHOCK.mp4', 'KUMA SHOCK!', msg.message_id)
return
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elseif msg_text:match("[Ss][Uu][Gg][Oo][Ii] [Dd][Ee][Ss][Uu] [Nn][Ee]") then
utilities.send_video(msg.chat.id, 'http://code.ponywave.de/workspace/test/fuck/sugoidesune.mp4', 'eeeeee!?\nSUGOI DESU NE?', msg.message_id)
return
elseif msg_text:match("[Nn][Aa][Nn][Oo] [Hh][Aa][Kk][Aa][Ss][Ee]") then
utilities.send_video(msg.chat.id, 'http://code.ponywave.de/workspace/test/fuck/nano-hakase-1.mp4', 'NANO! NANO! NANO! NANO! NANO! NANO!\nHAKASE! HAKASE! HAKASE! HAKASE! HAKASE! HAKASE!', msg.message_id)
return
elseif msg_text:match("/[Tt][Hh][Yy][Mm][Ee]") then
utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, 'http://img.ponywave.de/di/N6NO/thyme.jpg', 'What thyme is it?', msg.message_id)
return
elseif msg_text:match("[Yy][Oo][Ll][Oo]") then
output = 'Hä YOLO?'
elseif msg_text:match("[Ii] [Ww][Ii][Ss][Hh] [Ss][Qq][Uu][Ii][Dd][Ss] [Ww][Ee][Rr][Ee] [Rr][Ee][Aa][Ll]") then
utilities.send_photo(msg.chat.id, 'http://img.ponywave.de/di/N03B/squid.jpg', 'They are', msg.message_id)
return
elseif msg_text:match("[Kk][Ii][Ll][Ll]") then
output = user_name..' tötet '..matches[1]
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elseif msg_text:match("^[Pp][Ee]") then
output = 'nis'
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elseif msg_text:match("^[Vv][Aa]") then
output = 'gina'
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elseif msg_text:match("^[Mm][Uu]") then
output = 'schi'
elseif msg_text:match("/[Ii][Yy][Kk][Ww][Ii][Mm]") then
output = '(¬‿¬)'
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elseif msg_text:match("/%)") then
output = '(\\'
elseif msg_text:match("%(\\") then
output = '/)'
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elseif msg_text:match("^/[Ss][Cc][Hh][Ee][Ll][Ll][Ee]$") then
output = 'So dumme Befehle wie die "HiddenDatabase" benutzen wir nicht!'
elseif msg_text:match("^[Pp][Ii][Nn][Gg]$") then
output = 'Pong'
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elseif msg_text:match("^[Dd][Aa][Ss] [Ii][Ss][Tt]? [Nn][Ii][Cc][Hh][Tt]? [Ll][Uu][Ss][Tt][Ii][Gg]!?$") then
output = 'Aber Funny!'
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elseif msg_text:match("/[Bb][Ll][Uu][Ee][Tt][Ee][Xx][Tt]") then
output = [[BLUE TEXT
MUST CLICK
I AM A STUPID ANIMAL THAT IS ATTRACTED TO COLORS]]
elseif msg_text:match("/[Ll][Mm][Gg][Tt][Ff][Yy]") then
utilities.send_reply(msg, '<a href="https://lmgtfy.com/?q='..URL.escape(matches[1])..'">Deine Antwort findest du hier.</a> ;)', 'HTML')
end
utilities.send_reply(msg, output)
end
return special