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local PLUGIN = {}
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PLUGIN.doc = [[
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!commit
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http://whatthecommit.com.
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]]
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PLUGIN.triggers = {
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'^!commit'
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}
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function PLUGIN.action(msg)
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math.randomseed(os.time())
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send_msg(msg, PLUGIN.commits[math.random(#PLUGIN.commits)])
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end
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PLUGIN.commits = {
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"One does not simply merge into master",
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"Merging the merge",
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"Another bug bites the dust",
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"de-misunderestimating",
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"Some shit.",
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"add actual words",
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"I CAN HAZ COMMENTZ.",
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"giggle.",
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"Whatever.",
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"Finished fondling.",
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"FONDLED THE CODE",
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"this is how we generate our shit.",
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"unh",
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"It works!",
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"unionfind is no longer being molested.",
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"Well, it's doing something.",
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"I'M PUSHING.",
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"Whee.",
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"Whee, good night.",
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"It'd be nice if type errors caused the compiler to issue a type error",
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"Fucking templates.",
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"I hate this fucking language.",
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"marks",
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"that coulda been bad",
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"hoo boy",
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"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times",
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"Fucking egotistical bastard. adds expandtab to vimrc",
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"if you're not using et, fuck off",
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"WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH MAKE?",
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"This is a basic implementation that works.",
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"By works, I meant 'doesnt work'. Works now..",
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"Last time I said it works? I was kidding. Try this.",
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"Just stop reading these for a while, ok..",
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"Give me a break, it's 2am. But it works now.",
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"Make that it works in 90% of the cases. 3:30.",
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"Ok, 5am, it works. For real.",
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"FOR REAL.",
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"I don't know what these changes are supposed to accomplish but somebody told me to make them.",
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"I don't get paid enough for this shit.",
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"fix some fucking errors",
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"first blush",
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"So my boss wanted this button ...",
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"uhhhhhh",
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"forgot we're not using a smart language",
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"include shit",
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"To those I leave behind, good luck!",
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"things occurred",
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"i dunno, maybe this works",
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"8==========D",
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"No changes made",
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"whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo",
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"clarify further the brokenness of C++. why the fuck are we using C++?",
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".",
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"Friday 5pm",
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"changes",
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"A fix I believe, not like I tested or anything",
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"Useful text",
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"pgsql is being a pain",
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"pgsql is more strict, increase the hackiness up to 11",
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"c&p fail",
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"syntax",
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"fix",
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"just shoot me",
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"arrrggghhhhh fixed!",
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"someone fails and it isn't me",
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"totally more readable",
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"better grepping",
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"fix",
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"fix bug, for realz",
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"fix /sigh",
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"Does this work",
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"MOAR BIFURCATION",
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"bifurcation",
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"REALLY FUCKING FIXED",
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"FIX",
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"better ignores",
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"More ignore",
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"more ignores",
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"more ignores",
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"more ignores",
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"more ignores",
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"more ignores",
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"more ignored words",
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"more fixes",
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"really ignore ignored worsd",
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"fixes",
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"/sigh",
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"fix",
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"fail",
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"pointless limitation",
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"omg what have I done?",
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"added super-widget 2.0.",
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"tagging release w.t.f.",
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"I can't believe it took so long to fix this.",
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"I must have been drunk.",
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"This is why the cat shouldn't sit on my keyboard.",
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"This is why git rebase is a horrible horrible thing.",
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"ajax-loader hotness, oh yeah",
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"small is a real HTML tag, who knew.",
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"WTF is this.",
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"Do things better, faster, stronger",
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"Use a real JS construct, WTF knows why this works in chromium.",
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"Added a banner to the default admin page. Please have mercy on me =(",
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"needs more cow bell",
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"Switched off unit test X because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly.",
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"Updated",
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"I must sleep... it's working... in just three hours...",
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"I was wrong...",
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"Completed with no bugs...",
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"Fixed a little bug...",
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"Fixed a bug in NoteLineCount... not seriously...",
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"woa!! this one was really HARD!",
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"Made it to compile...",
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"changed things...",
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"touched...",
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"i think i fixed a bug...",
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"perfect...",
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"Moved something to somewhere... goodnight...",
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"oops, forgot to add the file",
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"Corrected mistakes",
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"oops",
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"oops!",
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"put code that worked where the code that didn't used to be",
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"Nothing to see here, move along",
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"I am even stupider than I thought",
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"I don't know what the hell I was thinking.",
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"fixed errors in the previous commit",
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"Committed some changes",
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"Some bugs fixed",
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"Minor updates",
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"Added missing file in previous commit",
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"bug fix",
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"typo",
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"bara bra grejjor",
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"Continued development...",
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"Does anyone read this? I'll be at the coffee shop accross the street.",
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"That's just how I roll",
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"work in progress",
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"minor changes",
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"some brief changes",
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"assorted changes",
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"lots and lots of changes",
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"another big bag of changes",
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"lots of changes after a lot of time",
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"LOTS of changes. period",
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"Test commit. Please ignore",
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"I'm just a grunt. Don't blame me for this awful PoS.",
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"I did it for the lulz!",
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"I'll explain this when I'm sober .. or revert it",
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"Obligatory placeholder commit message",
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"A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...",
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"Fixed the build.",
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"various changes",
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"One more time, but with feeling.",
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"Handled a particular error.",
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"Fixed unnecessary bug.",
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"Removed code.",
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"Added translation.",
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"Updated build targets.",
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"Refactored configuration.",
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"Locating the required gigapixels to render...",
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"Spinning up the hamster...",
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"Shovelling coal into the server...",
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"Programming the flux capacitor",
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"The last time I tried this the monkey didn't survive. Let's hope it works better this time.",
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"I should have had a V8 this morning.",
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"640K ought to be enough for anybody",
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"pay no attention to the man behind the curtain",
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"a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them",
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"Who has two thumbs and remembers the rudiments of his linear algebra courses? Apparently, this guy.",
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"workaround for ant being a pile of fail",
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"Don't push this commit",
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"rats",
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"squash me",
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"fixed mistaken bug",
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"Final commit, ready for tagging",
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"-m \'So I hear you like commits ...\'",
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"epic",
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"need another beer",
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"Well the book was obviously wrong.",
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"lolwhat?",
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"Another commit to keep my CAN streak going.",
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"I cannot believe that it took this long to write a test for this.",
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"TDD: 1, Me: 0",
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"Yes, I was being sarcastic.",
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"Apparently works-for-me is a crappy excuse.",
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"tl;dr",
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"I would rather be playing SC2.",
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"Crap. Tonight is raid night and I am already late.",
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"I know what I am doing. Trust me.",
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"You should have trusted me.",
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"Is there an award for this?",
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"Is there an achievement for this?",
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"I'm totally adding this to epic win. +300",
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"This really should not take 19 minutes to build.",
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"fixed the israeli-palestinian conflict",
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"SHIT ===> GOLD",
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"Committing in accordance with the prophecy.",
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"It compiles! Ship it!",
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"LOL!",
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"Reticulating splines...",
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"SEXY RUSSIAN CODES WAITING FOR YOU TO CALL",
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"s/import/include/",
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"extra debug for stuff module",
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"debug line test",
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"debugo",
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"remove debug<br/>all good",
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"debug suff",
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"more debug... who overwrote!",
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"these confounded tests drive me nuts",
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"For great justice.",
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"QuickFix.",
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"oops - thought I got that one.",
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"removed echo and die statements, lolz.",
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"somebody keeps erasing my changes.",
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"doh.",
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"pam anderson is going to love me.",
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"added security.",
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"arrgghh... damn this thing for not working.",
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"jobs... steve jobs",
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"and a comma",
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"this is my quickfix branch and i will use to do my quickfixes",
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"Fix my stupidness",
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"and so the crazy refactoring process sees the sunlight after some months in the dark!",
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"gave up and used tables.",
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"[Insert your commit message here. Be sure to make it descriptive.]",
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"Removed test case since code didn't pass QA",
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"removed tests since i can't make them green",
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"stuff",
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"more stuff",
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"Become a programmer, they said. It'll be fun, they said.",
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"Same as last commit with changes",
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"foo",
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"just checking if git is working properly...",
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"fixed some minor stuff, might need some additional work.",
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"just trolling the repo",
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"All your codebase are belong to us.",
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"Somebody set up us the bomb.",
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"should work I guess...",
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"To be honest, I do not quite remember everything I changed here today. But it is all good, I tell ya.",
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"well crap.",
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"herpderp (redux)",
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"herpderp",
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"Derp",
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"derpherp",
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"Herping the derp",
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"sometimes you just herp the derp so hard it herpderps",
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"Derp. Fix missing constant post rename",
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"Herping the fucking derp right here and now.",
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"Derp, asset redirection in dev mode",
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"mergederp",
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"Derp search/replace fuckup",
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"Herpy dooves.",
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"Derpy hooves",
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"derp, helper method rename",
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"Herping the derp derp (silly scoping error)",
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"Herp derp I left the debug in there and forgot to reset errors.",
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"Reset error count between rows. herpderp",
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"hey, what's that over there?!",
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"hey, look over there!",
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"It worked for me...",
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"Does not work.",
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"Either Hot Shit or Total Bollocks",
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"Arrrrgggg",
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"Don’t mess with Voodoo",
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"I expected something different.",
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"Todo!!!",
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"This is supposed to crash",
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"No changes after this point.",
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"I know, I know, this is not how I’m supposed to do it, but I can't think of something better.",
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"Don’t even try to refactor it.",
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"(c) Microsoft 1988",
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"Please no changes this time.",
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"Why The Fuck?",
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"We should delete this crap before shipping.",
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"Shit code!",
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"ALL SORTS OF THINGS",
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"Herpderp, shoulda check if it does really compile.",
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"I CAN HAZ PYTHON, I CAN HAZ INDENTS",
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"Major fixup.",
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"less french words",
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"breathe, =, breathe",
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"IEize",
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"this doesn't really make things faster, but I tried",
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"this should fix it",
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"forgot to save that file",
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"Glue. Match sticks. Paper. Build script!",
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"Argh! About to give up :(",
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"Blaming regex.",
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"oops",
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"it's friday",
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"yo recipes",
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"Not sure why",
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"lol digg",
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"grrrr",
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"For real, this time.",
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"Feed. You. Stuff. No time.",
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"I don't give a damn 'bout my reputation",
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"DEAL WITH IT",
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"commit",
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"tunning",
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"I really should've committed this when I finished it...",
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"It's getting hard to keep up with the crap I've trashed",
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"I honestly wish I could remember what was going on here...",
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"I must enjoy torturing myself",
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"For the sake of my sanity, just ignore this...",
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"That last commit message about silly mistakes pales in comparision to this one",
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"My bad",
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"Still can't get this right...",
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"Nitpicking about alphabetizing methods, minor OCD thing",
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"Committing fixes in the dark, seriously, who killed my power!?",
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"You can't see it, but I'm making a very angry face right now",
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"Fix the fixes",
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"It's secret!",
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"Commit committed....",
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"No time to commit.. My people need me!",
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"Something fixed",
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"I'm hungry",
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"asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfadsf",
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"hmmm",
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"formatted all",
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"Replace all whitespaces with tabs.",
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"s/ / /g",
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"I'm too foo for this bar",
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"Things went wrong...",
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"??! what the ...",
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"This solves it.",
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"Working on tests (haha)",
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"fixed conflicts (LOL merge -s ours; push -f)",
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"last minute fixes.",
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"fuckup.",
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"Revert \"fuckup\".",
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"should work now.",
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"final commit.",
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"done. going to bed now.",
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"buenas those-things.",
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"Your commit is writing checks your merge can't cash.",
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"This branch is so dirty, even your mom can't clean it.",
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"wip",
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"Revert \"just testing, remember to revert\"",
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"bla",
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"harharhar",
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"restored deleted entities just to be sure",
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"added some filthy stuff",
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"bugger",
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"lol",
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"oopsie B|",
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"Copy pasta fail. still had a instead of a",
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"Now added delete for real",
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"grmbl",
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"move your body every every body",
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"Trying to fake a conflict",
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"And a commit that I don't know the reason of...",
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"ffs",
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"that's all folks",
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"Fucking submodule bull shit",
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"apparently i did something…",
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"bump to 0.0.3-dev:wq",
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"pep8 - cause I fell like doing a barrel roll",
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"pep8 fixer",
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"it is hump day _^_",
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"happy monday _ bleh _",
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"after of this commit remember do a git reset hard",
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"someday I gonna kill someone for this shit...",
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"magic, have no clue but it works",
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"I am sorry",
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"dirty hack, have a better idea ?",
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"Code was clean until manager requested to fuck it up",
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" - Temporary commit.",
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":(:(",
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"...",
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"GIT :/",
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"stopped caring 10 commits ago",
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"Testing in progress ;)",
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"Fixed Bug",
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"Fixed errors",
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"Push poorly written test can down the road another ten years",
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"commented out failing tests",
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"I'm human",
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"TODO: write meaningful commit message",
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"Pig",
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"SOAP is a piece of shit",
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"did everything",
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"project lead is allergic to changes...",
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"making this thing actually usable.",
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"I was told to leave it alone, but I have this thing called OCD, you see",
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"Whatever will be, will be 8{",
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"It's 2015; why are we using ColdFusion?!",
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"#GrammarNazi",
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"Future self, please forgive me and don't hit me with the baseball bat again!",
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"Hide those navs, boi!",
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"Who knows...",
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"Who knows WTF?!",
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"I should get a raise for this.",
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"Done, to whoever merges this, good luck.",
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"Not one conflict, today was a good day.",
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"First Blood",
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"Fixed the fuck out of #526!",
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"I'm too old for this shit!",
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"One little whitespace gets its very own commit! Oh, life is so erratic!"
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}
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return PLUGIN
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