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plugins/8ball.lua

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+local PLUGIN = {}
+
+PLUGIN.doc = [[
+	!8ball
+	Magic 8-ball. Returns a standard 8ball message, unless called with "y/n", where it will return a less verbose answer.
+]]
+
+PLUGIN.triggers = {
+	'^!helix',
+	'^!8ball',
+	'y/n%p?$'
+}
+
+PLUGIN.answers = {
+	"It is certain.",
+	"It is decidedly so.",
+	"Without a doubt.",
+	"Yes, definitely.",
+	"You may rely on it.",
+	"As I see it, yes.",
+	"Most likely.",
+	"Outlook: good.",
+	"Yes.",
+	"Signs point to yes.",
+	"Reply hazy try again.",
+	"Ask again later.",
+	"Better not tell you now.",
+	"Cannot predict now.",
+	"Concentrate and ask again.",
+	"Don't count on it.",
+	"My reply is no.",
+	"My sources say no.",
+	"Outlook: not so good.",
+	"Very doubtful.",
+	"There is a time and place for everything, but not now."
+}
+
+PLUGIN.yesno = {'Absolutely.', 'In your dreams.', 'Yes.', 'No.', 'Maybe.'}
+
+function PLUGIN.action(msg)
+
+	math.randomseed(os.time())
+
+	if string.match(string.lower(msg.text), 'y/n') then
+		message = PLUGIN.yesno[math.random(#PLUGIN.yesno)]
+	else
+		message = PLUGIN.answers[math.random(#PLUGIN.answers)]
+	end
+
+  send_msg(msg, message)
+
+end
+
+return PLUGIN