new plugins

wallpaper.lua
wallpaper_nsfw.lua
dicks.lua (its shit)

plugins/dicks.lua

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+
+do
+
+
+local dicks = {
+  "http://i.imgur.com/A5IdNU7.jpg",
+  "http://i.imgur.com/0pEACyI.jpg",
+  "http://i.imgur.com/x2NNn9P.jpg",
+  "http://i.imgur.com/9FA7NJr.jpg",
+  "http://t.co/7LOy7LNSzV",
+}
+
+
+function getRandomDicks()
+  return dicks[ math.random( #dicks ) ]
+end
+
+
+function run(msg, matches)
+  local url = nil
+  url = getRandomDicks()
+
+  if url ~= nil then
+    local receiver = get_receiver(msg)
+    send_photo_from_url(receiver, url)
+  else
+    return 'Error getting dicks for you, please try again later.'
+  end
+end
+
+
+return {
+  description = "Gets a random dicks pic",
+  usage = {
+    "/dicks: Get a dicks NSFW image. 🔞"
+  },
+  patterns = {
+    "^/dicks$"
+  },
+  run = run
+}
+
+
+end

plugins/wallpaper.lua

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+
+do
+
+function getWallpaper(text)
+  local text = URL.escape(text)
+  local api = "https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/services/search/images?v=1.0&rsz=8&safe=active&tbs=isz:l&tbm=isch&q=wallpaper+"
+  local res, code = http.request(api..text)
+  if code ~= 200 then return nil end
+  local google = json:decode(res)
+
+  if google.responseStatus ~= 200 then
+    return nil
+  end
+
+  local data = google.responseData
+  
+  if not data or not data.results then
+    return nil
+  end
+
+  if #data.results == 0 then
+    return nil
+  end
+
+  -- Random image from table
+  local i = math.random(#data.results)
+  return data.results[i].url
+end
+
+function run(msg, matches)
+  local receiver = get_receiver(msg)
+  local text = matches[1]
+  local url = getWallpaper(text)
+  
+  if not url then
+    return "Kein Bild gefunden."
+  end
+
+  print("Bilder-URL: ", url)
+    send_photo_from_url(receiver, url)
+    return "Source: "..url
+end
+
+return {
+    description = "Sucht Bild mit Google-API und versendet es (SafeSearch aktiv)", 
+    usage = "/wallpaper [Suchbegriff]",
+    patterns = {"^/wallpaper (.*)$","^/wp (.*)$"}, 
+    run = run 
+}
+end

plugins/wallpaper_nsfw.lua

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+
+do
+
+function getWallpaper2(text)
+  local text = URL.escape(text)
+  local api = "https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/services/search/images?v=1.0&rsz=8&tbs=isz:l&tbm=isch&q=wallpaper+"
+  local res, code = http.request(api..text)
+  if code ~= 200 then return nil end
+  local google = json:decode(res)
+
+  if google.responseStatus ~= 200 then
+    return nil
+  end
+
+  local data = google.responseData
+  
+  if not data or not data.results then
+    return nil
+  end
+
+  if #data.results == 0 then
+    return nil
+  end
+
+  -- Random image from table
+  local i = math.random(#data.results)
+  return data.results[i].url
+end
+
+function run(msg, matches)
+  local receiver = get_receiver(msg)
+  local text = matches[1]
+  local url = getWallpaper2(text)
+  
+  if not url then
+    return "Kein Bild gefunden."
+  end
+
+  print("Bilder-URL: ", url)
+    send_photo_from_url(receiver, url)
+    return "Source: "..url
+end
+
+return {
+    description = "Sucht Bild mit Google-API und versendet es", 
+    usage = "/wallpaper2 [Suchbegriff]",
+    patterns = {"^/wallpaper2 (.*)$","^/wp2 (.*)$"}, 
+    run = run 
+}
+end